In Some Crazy Psychic's Mind, Kirstie Alley and Chaz Bono Are Gonna Hook Up
 
 
 

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Paula Roberts, the Celtic psychic who consults on the Broadway show Blithe Spirit (!), is having one banner blast of predictions. Talking to gossipeuse Cindy Adams, Roberts sees a future where Tom and Katie are split, horse-drawn carriages leave New York's Central Park, and Fat Actress Kirstie Alley and Chaz Bono become "an item???????" (Question marks: Cindy's.) We're going to place the chances of this happening up there with the probability Hugh Hefner lowers himself into the lap of another dude.

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No. 1 · FakeName

Never happen. Kirstie likes girls.

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Posted: Dec 28, 2009 at 3:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Mike L

@ FakeName

Maybe that's why she keeps gaining weight, b/c she's in the closet, like Oprah, lol.

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No. 3 · terrwill

No. 2 · Mike L: This is Gayle speaking here!! HOW DARE YOU SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS IN THE CLOSET??????

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Posted: Dec 28, 2009 at 6:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Jon

Chaz has better taste than that.

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Posted: Dec 28, 2009 at 7:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · FakeName

Oh, say, have I shared my "pointless brush with celebrity" anecdote about Chaz Bono? At my last job I worked customer service for a bunch of banks. On my first day taking calls I got one from Chaz Bono back when he was still Chastity. He'd lost his debit card so I shut it down and issued a new one. I wish I could get back in there for an hour because I would be curious to see whether his files have been updated to reflect his current gender.

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Posted: Dec 28, 2009 at 10:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Paula Roberts

this is all great fun – but – sorry chaps – I predict the serious stuff and it was John Cohan who had the thoughts about Christie and Chaz – just seeing the score straight (so to speak),

best for 2010,
Paula Roberts 'the English Psychic'

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Posted: Dec 29, 2009 at 7:48 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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