the future
In Some Crazy Psychic’s Mind, Kirstie Alley and Chaz Bono Are Gonna Hook Up
Paula Roberts, the Celtic psychic who consults on the Broadway show Blithe Spirit (!), is having one banner blast of predictions. Talking to gossipeuse Cindy Adams, Roberts sees a future where Tom and Katie are split, horse-drawn carriages leave New York’s Central Park, and Fat Actress Kirstie Alley and Chaz Bono become “an item???????” (Question marks: Cindy’s.) We’re going to place the chances of this happening up there with the probability Hugh Hefner lowers himself into the lap of another dude.
Never happen. Kirstie likes girls.
@ FakeName
Maybe that’s why she keeps gaining weight, b/c she’s in the closet, like Oprah, lol.
No. 2 ยท Mike L: This is Gayle speaking here!! HOW DARE YOU SAY MY GIRLFRIEND IS IN THE CLOSET??????
Chaz has better taste than that.
Oh, say, have I shared my “pointless brush with celebrity” anecdote about Chaz Bono? At my last job I worked customer service for a bunch of banks. On my first day taking calls I got one from Chaz Bono back when he was still Chastity. He’d lost his debit card so I shut it down and issued a new one. I wish I could get back in there for an hour because I would be curious to see whether his files have been updated to reflect his current gender.
this is all great fun – but – sorry chaps – I predict the serious stuff and it was John Cohan who had the thoughts about Christie and Chaz – just seeing the score straight (so to speak),
best for 2010,
Paula Roberts ‘the English Psychic’
It’s always a pleasure to hear from smoonee with expertise.