From the Department Of Inevitable comes Twinklight, a gay porn film filled with vampires and, if you’re lucky, a Stephanie Meyer sacrifice. But this is not a movie spoof; it is, director Afton Nills’ trailer would have us believe, a real story about love, passion, betrayal, and temptation that just happens to feature twinks screwing. It debuts (not in theaters, but at smut shops) on June 30, lawsuits notwithstanding.
Alas, there was the missed opportunity of turning out a catchy tagline, like, “Suck on this,” or, “They might be dead, but they’re fully engorged,” or even “Blood is on the bathhouse floor.” Surely you can’ come up with something better?
Mike L.
Uh, yeah the blood’s a big turn off.
Aaron
Cum would be better 🙂
Taylor Siluwé
I think I’m in love with this already. Maybe because if I squint really really hard I’ll see Robert Pattinson with his legs in the air getting his hole worked.
😉
eyeroll
REALLY?!?!?!
christopher di spirito
Team Jacob.
Charlie Jackpot
what a load of bollocks
Brandon H
Am i the only one that found this disturbing? The sex came off as violent, and not violent hot, but violent scary and bad.
Alexander A.
“That’s Not Blood Dripping On Your Neck”
Ewww Queerty, you nasty. I thought we already had a gay “Twilight”… it was called New Moon.
Qjersey
How is this hot? The cast look like a bunch of partied out twinks at 6am
Ogre Magi
Nothing worse than porn that takes it’s self too seriously!
Scott
Pardon the obviousness of this comment but… This looks like the gayest thing since…Twilight.
Random Rashes
Is this worse than bareback? Please Advise.
BamBam
Isn’t there already a soft-core gay vampire porn show? And it has hotter (not so “dead-eyed”) actors?
http://www.heretv.com/the_lair/about
Pip
uh I don’t really want blood in my porn—especially twink porn. thanks.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
It sucks….. :-p
Suburban
It wasn’t that bad. Some people just overreact.
scott ny'er
i think it looks pretty good, altho, the promo started to look repetitive. We get it, they are vampires, and they are biting people. Let’s move along. Of course, there might be nothing else to the film than the biting and the screwing.
jason
Porn is a sad and tragic industry. Behind the paid-for sex scenes, there’s often drug addictions, pimping, physical abuse and mental problems. We shouldn’t be enabling this industry.
Stay well away from porn and you’ll become a better person.
Kevin (New Jersey, US)
This looks awful. And yeah, it takes itself WAY too seriously.
Tallskin
Yeah, I’ve had sex like that.
It was nothing great
But, now I’ve hung up my fangs
sExplosion
no way
it’s so bloody bad!
stephen
*faints*
nyc08
FANGS + BJ’s = NOT SEXY!
I’ll still watch it though…
B
No. 19 · Kevin (New Jersey, US) wrote, “This looks awful. And yeah, it takes itself WAY too seriously.”
It probably is awful, but sometimes a film takes itself far less seriously than the trailer. Trailers have gotten so bad that they actually discourage me from seeing films – they are designed to get your attention on a small screen like an iPhone or a TV set and are simply too much when seen in a theater.
Art
what about the Twink Diaries? hah
ossurworld
As we say at the birdwatcher’s club, Bullfinch!
Aaron in Honolulu
Sorry, blood and sex don’t mix for me…
The Artist
Drugs and crime spreading on the street…people can’t find enough to eat…our kids can’t go out and play. That’s the state of the world today. How is this important, relevant or mildly entertaining? PEACELUVNBWILD!
Ogre Magi
How long till they make a porno out of this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q77sJT8O56E&feature=player_embedded
Atergoboy
How about “Only werewolves do it doggy style.”?
Or would that be the sequel?
Lincoln Rose
Twinklight…exchanging bodily fluids @ a pornshop near you
nah…
“sucking off the next generation!”
nah…
Twinklight..these boys taste great and are less filling…no matter which end is up!
LWJII
I have a weird thing for vampires, I just might watch this.
LWJII
When I was a kid I would dream of a hot vampire coming through my window to get me, like Dracula. And trust me they wouldn’t nightmares… 🙂
Taylor Siluwé
Lol @ Lincoln Rose.
Some people are taking this way too seriously. Don’t think of it so much as porn but as campy ‘horrotica’
Fred
Signs of true boredom there.
daxxter
God, could that be any worse? I counted at least twice bad actors looked right at the camera! Well, you get what you pay for. Luckily, they won’t be getting any of my money!