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Is Naomi Campbell’s The Face Going To Top Top Model?

In the world of reality television, one good turns deserves… a rip-off. It’s basically Bravo’s programming mantra. So it should come as no surprise that supermodel, champion phone-thrower and conflict-diamond enthusiast Naomi Campbell has encroached on the territory of one-time rival Tyra Banks with a model competition all her own: The Face.

Though it won’t premiere on Oxygen until next year, here are a few ways The Face will be different, better or exactly like America’s Next Top Model.

Better: Three words: Naomi. Effing. Campbell.

Don’t get us wrong, Tyra is a great model. One of the best. But Naomi is a stiletto above when it comes to the echelon of supers. Think George Michael’s “Freedom” video. Think the Holy Trinity with bffs Linda Evangelista and Christy Turlington. Think of her doing community service in Dolce & Gabbana. Then think that she’s been modeling for 400 years and still makes every newcomer look boring and tired in comparison.

Same:  Naomi’s plucked none other than noted fashion photographer and recently-fired Top Model judge Nigel Barker from the unemployment line to host. It’ll be interesting to see how he dances around that bit of awkwardness.

Different: Top Model’s cache of prizes has grown considerably since its inception (without actually producing a top model, but that’s neither here nor there), but The Face’s bounty is a little more modest: The winner becomes the face of a “major brand,” acting as spokesperson and ambassador in print, on air and at events.

Better: While Tyra will surround herself with PR maven Kelly Cutrone, male model Rob Evans and blogger Bryanboy this time around, Naomi has tapped new-gen supermodels Karolina Kurkova and Coco Rocha—who have forgotten more about modeling than Tyra’s judges could ever hope to learn —as coaches.

Different: Instead of pitting all the models against each other in a free-for-all, The Face breaks the girls into teams led by Kurkova, Rocha and Campbell, who will impart wisdom based on their years of experience. Or push them down a flight of stairs.

Same: Aspiring models on The Face will no doubt be put through an endless procession of challenges, though it’s yet to be seen if Naomi will stoop to the levels of sheer and utter ridiculousness that Tyra has employed in the last few cycles of ANTM. Who is she kidding, anyway? Yes, modeling is challenging to a certain degree, but how often will a gal have to walk on a suspended runway above a pool in a six-inch-heel?

Better(?): Rather than a cursory Cover Girl campaign, the winner of The Face will be immediately put to work under a contract for this mysterious “major brand.” A modeling contract is nice and all but it doesn’t necessarily guarantee work. Of course, if the winner ends up the face of hemorrhoid cream, then Top Model easily comes out on top.

Different: Tyra has been known to give some tough love in the past. Remember her “Learn something from this!” freakout? (right)

But the Lady Campbell is a cooler customer: If someone gets out of hand, she won’t raise her voice. No, she’ll raise a hand and slap the hell out of them. But she’ll remain calm the entire time—because that’s what anger management has taught her.

By:           LESTER BRATHWAITE
On:           Jul 31, 2012
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  • 7 Comments
    • hamoboy
      hamoboy

      Wow, what a whited out photo of Naomi. She’s blacker than that.

      Jul 31, 2012 at 7:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tammy Hey
      Tammy Hey

      I sure as well hope that is does. Americas Top Model is absolute crap.

      Jul 31, 2012 at 8:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon
      shannon

      WHY DO YOU KEEP WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT “SUPERMODELS” ACT LIKE LINDA….CHRISTY ETC ARE “BETTER” THAN HER??? SHE IS THE ONES WHO NOT A CRACK IN HER FACE…DARK RARELY AGES…..FEATURES ON HER FACE THE WHITE MODELS ARE BUYING AT THE CORNER PLASTIC SURGEONS OFFICE…..AND BEST OF ALL…SHE IS THE —-ONLY— ONE STILL WORKING ON THE LEVEL OF A SUPERMODEL!! HELL…..AS A MODEL PERIOD………….SHE IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THEN IN ACTUALITY!!

      Jul 31, 2012 at 11:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rick
      rick

      Naomi is also a psychotic violent bitch, if memory serves.

      Aug 1, 2012 at 2:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hassia
      hassia

      @hamoboy · Member, Ever thought no matter what you write with your limited wit, she will never know your name.

      Aug 1, 2012 at 2:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hamoboy
      hamoboy

      @hassia: Did you think I insulted her? Weird.

      Aug 1, 2012 at 2:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KuroiYakuza
      KuroiYakuza

      Lol @ the hemorroid cream comment. But i hope it’s something better and less dumb than ANTM.

      Dec 13, 2012 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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