Is Oprah Going To Come Out On Monday?
Oprah says she’s going to reveal a big “family secret” on her Monday show. No, it’s not The Secret. That’s so 2008. But generally when you throw the words “family” and “secret” together, we think it’s a big coming out story, as in: “I’ve been keeping it a secret that I’m family.” But, yeah, don’t expect her to tell the world she’s gay or anything. “I thought I’d seen it all. But this, my friends, is the miracle of all miracles,” she says in a promo. “I was given some news that literally shook me to my core. This time, I’m the one being reunited. I was keeping a family secret for months, and on Monday you’re going to hear it straight from me.” I knew it: She’s Barack Obama’s Kenyan sister. UPDATE: Oprah revealed her big secret on Jan. 24′s show: She has a half-sister she never knew about who lives in Milwaukee. That’s not the same “half-sister” who told the National Enquirer Oprah gave birth to a baby at age 14, right? The woman, named Bunny, was given up for adoption by Oprah’s mother Vernita Lee. Of course Oprah’s unauthorized biographer Kitty Kelly knew it!
“she’s Barack Obama’s Kenyan sister”. Thats not funny, in fact it’s passé and it seems to have been placed there to stir the political pot… (aren’t you supposed to be neutral queerty?)
Anyway, I wonder what her big secret is! Maybe she found out she is part white..
Or maybe she found out shes genetically predisposed to be overweight so
she is not going to bother eating healthy! Who knows, but it won’t be about the
L word I’m sure :(
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It’s interesting to see people who claim to care about gay teen suicides and anti-bullying trying to bully a woman who is neither a bigot nor a bully.
She has done nothing to gay people and it’s not like you’re interested sexually so you’re only trying to demean her.
Gay people trying to belittle and demean a woman by calling her a lesbian is the ultimate and I do mean ULTIMATE hypocrisy.
You are your own worst enemy. Embarrassing.
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for Christ’s sake people – Oprah is NOT gay!! Get over it!!Shame on Queerty for implying she is because the title of this story is ridiculous. It really shows the lack of class and true journalism this site has. Queerty is turning into the gay version of the Enquirer. Pathetic….
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@Nick: One person on here suggested she might be a lesbian. One person said probably not. Everyone else discussed something entirely different. Why are your panties in a wad about what one poster said?
BTW – why is it “demeaning” to suggest a woman might be a lesbian? is that some lower form of woman?
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Some of you people truly have the gift of wit! I laughed so loud,, I scared my roommate. I particularly enjoyed the Mandela/DeKlerk love child bit. Please carry one….You guys have given me a little bit of laughter and broken up the monotony of studying, merci beaucoup!!!
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Steve Harvey is her bastard younger brother, and she is now the Queen of Comedy too. Plus, she bought buffoonery in a corporate buyout, so that makes her a monopoly. And all this right After the launch of her QUEEF network or whatever it’s called. Ah yes, the status quo continues. Is there a DL for straight people yet? I feel for those who need a place to hide, you see.
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@Nick
I agree. When someone like Oprah has made it very clear she is not gay, and the gay community keeps bounc’in that ball off the wall, yeh it’s like enough, drop it.
There is nothing more irritating than someone calling you something you are not i.e. gay people are not born gay and it’s a choice. It sucks and she doesn’t deserve to have baseless foolish rumors shoved down her throat.
It doesn’t matter if you’re calling a gay person str8 or visa versa, when it’s untrue and you know it, it’s inappropriate and rude.
Yeh it’s very demeaning, to put it mildly. Slander would fit right in there with the act.
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it will be revealed that she and gayle, famously practitioners of necromancy, having raised the putrefying corpse of luther vandross to serve as the head of a vanguard army of flesh-eating zombies to be unleashed upon a hateful thin world…
…or that was the plan untill oprah felt a bit, well, peckish and uh y’know, DEVOURED HIM!
yep, like fried chicken she reports.
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@Nick: You are so right.
I’m beginning to be ashamed of myself for even reading this pathetic rag.
It must be the nonjudgmental, mature readers who take self-satisfaction in what they believe to be clever, snarky retorts that keeps me coming back.
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“”UPDATE: Oprah revealed her big secret on Jan. 24′s show: She has a half-sister she never knew about who lives in Milwaukee. That’s not the same “half-sister” who told the National Enquirer Oprah gave birth to a baby at age 14, right? The woman, named Bunny, was given up for adoption by Oprah’s mother Vernita Lee. Of course Oprah’s unauthorized biographer Kitty Kelly knew it!”"”
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Bingo- new it. These types of things are so easy to predict, she should have done the reveal on Maury Povictch after a DNA test.
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@ewe: And the baby already smokes crack.
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Big Mama O will reveal she’s a big, ole lesbian and her husband, I mean, her BFF, Gayle King, really is her husband or, that she’s a man.