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Is Rob Kardashian Gay? Enquiring Minds Wanna Know

If Kim Kardashian’ shotgun divorce wasn’t creating enough buzz, now her Dancing with the Stars brother is generating headlines—well a headline—with a National Enquirer story daring to reveal “Rob Kardashian’s Gay Secret!”Oh boy.

“Is he or isn’t he gay?,” the paper asks, before suggesting Rob’s ample posterior and dance moves have made him a “homosexual icon.”

Please, not right after lunch.

The Enquirer pins the gay rumors on Rob’s sister, Khloe:

“The playful Kardashian sister used Twitter to send sexy messages to the gay community—pretending they came from her brother!

…The first one read: ‘I love [men’s private parts].’ Followed by: “Yum yum yum.”

The phoney Rob then started writing about his attraction to Khloe’s husband, Lakers star Lamar Odom. “I love my brother-in-law. He is so big and sexy.”

Oh those Kardashians—apparently being immature grossly inappropriate is, like having a rotund rump, in their DNA.

Now excuse us while we wash our eye out with a wire brush.

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By: Dan Avery
On: Nov 2, 2011
Tagged: Celebrities, Dancing With The Stars, Khloe Kardashian, national enquirer, Rob Kardashian, Twitter

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33 Comments

No. 1 · George412
He’s gross and so is the entire family. We don’t want him.

Nov 2, 2011 at 1:56 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · dancobbb
OK, so I don’t know much about the Kardashian family. Never watch the show, know that one of the daughters recently married a basketball player and divorced soon thereafter. And that one of the sons is on dancing with the Stars, which I also don’t watch, BUT, I did hear about David Arquette’s statement on the Letterman show that the Kardashian boy has an incredible butt. So I had to check him out, and I have to say, I think he’s easy on the eyes. And that ass looks quite fine. He’s an attractive guy that I would gladly rim and wouldn’t kick out of bed. I know nothing about his personality or anything else, but for a pure sexual encounter, I’m there.

Nov 2, 2011 at 2:08 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · redmont
@dancobbb: he’s the only member of that family worth keeping, really. At least from what I’ve seen. He’s a bit shy and insecure so he doesn’t like being the center of attention and the only reason he went on dancing with the stars (besides of course the family forcing him to) is so he could get in better shape.

Those girls though, wow. I know they do much more but they portray themselves as vapid celebutards and are okay with that. I wouldn’t mind if they just fell off the face of the earth as long as rob landed safely in my bed :D

Nov 2, 2011 at 2:24 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · christopher di spirito
I always got the ‘vibe’ from him.

Nov 2, 2011 at 2:24 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · divkid
@dancobbb: i’d be very careful, that could be taken as a marriage proposal — they’ve wed on flimsier pretexts; probably got his lawyers drawing up a marriage contract even as i write this.
(don’t you sign no pre-nup now!)

Nov 2, 2011 at 2:37 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · fredo777
No, but his ass is. I warmly welcome it into the fold.

Nov 2, 2011 at 3:14 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Kurt
There are no gay Armenians.

Nov 2, 2011 at 3:21 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Cam
@Kurt:

LOL guess my ex didn’t get the memo.

Nov 2, 2011 at 3:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · Cadu
@Cam: Hahahaha LOL

Nov 2, 2011 at 4:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · MphsThomas
if he drops the last name, we will gladly send him the welcome kit.

Nov 2, 2011 at 5:12 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · kaktosin
whooooooooooooooooo caresssssssss

Nov 2, 2011 at 5:24 pm · @Reply ·
No. 12 · wayne
The world would be a better place if that whole fucking family got stranded on a dessert island somewhere.

Nov 2, 2011 at 5:27 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · Spike
Curse that OJ for bringing that family name into the mainstream. Please would they all just go away.

Nov 2, 2011 at 5:55 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · Zee
I’ve always thought he was…hmm

Nov 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm · @Reply ·
No. 15 · sic!
I would do that piece of meat, if I were such slut like his sister!

Nov 2, 2011 at 6:30 pm · @Reply ·
No. 16 · Tone
Up til now I thought the Kardashian’s were just two sisters. Had no idea about this guy. Well if he’s gay I hope he comes to terms with it. There’s nothing worse than a closeted B list celebrity. Even $cientology wouldn’t want him.

Nov 2, 2011 at 6:52 pm · @Reply ·
No. 17 · milo
@Tone<

"B list???" more like Z list

Nov 2, 2011 at 7:52 pm · @Reply ·
No. 18 · james_from_cambridge
The Kardashians are evil cunts but Rob’s ass, wow! Jesus almighty, dat ass, dat ass, dat ass!!!

http://celebundies.blogspot.com/2011/03/rob-kardashian-in-gray-boxer-briefs.html

Nov 2, 2011 at 9:23 pm · @Reply ·
No. 19 · UWSguy
so true

Nov 2, 2011 at 10:28 pm · @Reply ·
No. 20 · Adman
Ugh, Armos. The most concentrated waste of the human struggle is found at it’s epicenter, Armenia. I guess it’s fun for her to give us nightmares imagining that sweaty slug is gay. What would you do with all the swarthy manic depression you’d have to keep scraping off of your floor?

Nov 2, 2011 at 10:54 pm · @Reply ·
No. 21 · steve
He could be Bi… his girlfriends have been a part of the reality show…

And since when does the National Enquirer determine who and who isn’t a gay icon..??

Nov 3, 2011 at 5:36 am · @Reply ·
No. 22 · Tackle
Not impressed at all. Cute face but his ass is average at best. Nothing spectacular.

Nov 3, 2011 at 7:52 am · @Reply ·
No. 23 · spider_orchid
@Tackle: Umm, no. His ass is amazing. He’s dumb as a box of hair, but I’d hit it so hard our fucking would tear a hole in the space time continuum.

Nov 3, 2011 at 10:27 am · @Reply ·
No. 24 · Spike
When is Rob’s sex tape coming out?

Nov 3, 2011 at 11:19 am · @Reply ·
No. 25 · Daine
Khloe’s tweets are so offensive. It seems like what she is doing is making fun of her brother by using gay tweets as a way to emasculate him.

Nov 3, 2011 at 11:24 am · @Reply ·
No. 26 · ke
@steve: “girlfriends”. The National Enquireer is usually right about such things.

Nov 4, 2011 at 12:46 am · @Reply ·
No. 27 · ke
@Daine: Agreed.

Nov 4, 2011 at 12:52 am · @Reply ·
No. 28 · MattGMD
The Kardashian women must be past their expiration date by now. Next garbage day, just put them on the curb by 7AM.

Nov 4, 2011 at 2:56 am · @Reply ·
No. 29 · jeff thompson
Rob Kardashian is very handsome. I totally don’t get a gay vibe, seems like he has the hots for his partner on DWTS. His butt is enormous like Kim’s. To be a ‘gay icon’ he needs to hit the gym.

Nov 4, 2011 at 7:05 am · @Reply ·
No. 30 · rory
I’ve never thought he was but I can hope because, DAT ASS.

Nov 6, 2011 at 6:38 pm · @Reply ·
No. 31 · Gayity
Who needs you?

Nov 8, 2011 at 2:55 pm · @Reply ·
No. 32 · Natalia
Omg ppl !!!! He’s mine n only mine He has big sexy ass and long dick I just wanna marry and have sex with him everyday !!!! N have baby ROB KARDASHIAN I LOVE YOU Baby !!!!!!!!!! <3

Dec 11, 2011 at 9:40 pm · @Reply ·
No. 33 · Henry
Rob has the best ass out of all the Kardashians.

Jul 10, 2012 at 11:47 am · @Reply ·