Is Rob Kardashian Gay? Enquiring Minds Wanna Know
If Kim Kardashian’ shotgun divorce wasn’t creating enough buzz, now her Dancing with the Stars brother is generating headlines—well a headline—with a National Enquirer story daring to reveal “Rob Kardashian’s Gay Secret!”
Oh boy.
“Is he or isn’t he gay?,” the paper asks, before suggesting Rob’s ample posterior and dance moves have made him a “homosexual icon.”
Please, not right after lunch.
The Enquirer pins the gay rumors on Rob’s sister, Khloe:
“The playful Kardashian sister used Twitter to send sexy messages to the gay community—pretending they came from her brother!
…The first one read: ‘I love [men’s private parts].’ Followed by: “Yum yum yum.”
The phoney Rob then started writing about his attraction to Khloe’s husband, Lakers star Lamar Odom. “I love my brother-in-law. He is so big and sexy.”
Oh those Kardashians—apparently being immature grossly inappropriate is, like having a rotund rump, in their DNA.
Now excuse us while we wash our eye out with a wire brush.
OK, so I don’t know much about the Kardashian family. Never watch the show, know that one of the daughters recently married a basketball player and divorced soon thereafter. And that one of the sons is on dancing with the Stars, which I also don’t watch, BUT, I did hear about David Arquette’s statement on the Letterman show that the Kardashian boy has an incredible butt. So I had to check him out, and I have to say, I think he’s easy on the eyes. And that ass looks quite fine. He’s an attractive guy that I would gladly rim and wouldn’t kick out of bed. I know nothing about his personality or anything else, but for a pure sexual encounter, I’m there.
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@dancobbb: he’s the only member of that family worth keeping, really. At least from what I’ve seen. He’s a bit shy and insecure so he doesn’t like being the center of attention and the only reason he went on dancing with the stars (besides of course the family forcing him to) is so he could get in better shape.
Those girls though, wow. I know they do much more but they portray themselves as vapid celebutards and are okay with that. I wouldn’t mind if they just fell off the face of the earth as long as rob landed safely in my bed :D
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I always got the ‘vibe’ from him.
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Up til now I thought the Kardashian’s were just two sisters. Had no idea about this guy. Well if he’s gay I hope he comes to terms with it. There’s nothing worse than a closeted B list celebrity. Even $cientology wouldn’t want him.
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The Kardashians are evil cunts but Rob’s ass, wow! Jesus almighty, dat ass, dat ass, dat ass!!!
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Ugh, Armos. The most concentrated waste of the human struggle is found at it’s epicenter, Armenia. I guess it’s fun for her to give us nightmares imagining that sweaty slug is gay. What would you do with all the swarthy manic depression you’d have to keep scraping off of your floor?
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He’s gross and so is the entire family. We don’t want him.