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Is That Novak Djokovic’s Penis?

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Libido: Yeah, that’s totally a picture of Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic with a potentially mammoth erection.

Logic: Why the fuck would Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic be walking around a tennis court with a potentially mammoth erection? That’s obviously a ball in his pocket!

Libido: Then why’s he wearing ‘Gentleman’ underwear? It’s so inviting!

Logic: Huh? That’s so illogical!

Libido: I know!

(Thanks for inducing a mental breakdown, Down The Line.)

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 22, 2007
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  • 34 Comments
    • Dawster
      Dawster

      okay (1) those are actually tennis balls in his pocket…

      or (2) maybe some bottom in Cincinnati got the ride of his life?

      Aug 22, 2007 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thatguyfromboston
      thatguyfromboston

      is this an either/or type situation, i’m hoping it’s yes to both.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cjc
      cjc

      I’m with Dawster’s #2 option. I just wish it was me.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • IDNY
      IDNY

      HA! Andrew. I totally told you Djokovic was news worthy. It seems you just had to wait for him to “present” himself.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_boston
      james_boston

      And the chances that this was photo-shopped? Near a 100% I’d say. Who believes any photo taken of anyone or anything in this day and age???

      Aug 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Terranova
      Terranova

      it doesn’t look like a hard-on because it doesn’t extend all the way up. it looks like an object floating independently in his pocket such as a small cell phone, some suntan lotion, or any number of things. it certainly gets my imagination going though!

      Aug 22, 2007 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kiveon
      kiveon

      I don’t know whether it is ball or c#$@k but I sure as hell would volunteer to find out. It would be my civic duty to peel those shorts off of him and do some hard oral studies to get to the bottom of the problem.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rowen
      Rowen

      If that’s his penis, I’m more disturbed by the fact that it starts halfway out to his hip, rather then in the middle, like most people.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 8:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • abelincoln
      abelincoln

      He uses tennis balls to stand in for his cock coz it’s too small.

      Aug 22, 2007 at 8:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hhhhhhhh
      hhhhhhhh

      sexualis :)))))))))

      Jan 3, 2009 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hellothere
      Hellothere

      Im hoping its his penis, because he has a large cock if it is!
      Wanna suck his dick so badly :D

      Jan 26, 2009 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rob Moore
      Rob Moore

      It is probably a tennis ball, but it does make a nice fantasy, don’t you think?

      May 11, 2010 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rui Lan
      Rui Lan

      Hello?i am a chinese.i love you are.let’s want meet you.lanshurui@sina.cn

      Jun 18, 2010 at 12:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • truthteller
      truthteller

      God, you guys are pathetic.

      Those are two tennis balls, if it were his cock it would be coming from the center of his groin. It is not, there is an obvious gap from it to the tennis balls.

      Pathetic! Isn’t there any newsworthy shit? like human rights violations somewhere?

      Aug 14, 2010 at 7:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack
      Jack

      I believe this man has Look at my Odd Bulge disorder:

      http://connect.in.com/novak-djokovic/photos-1-1-1-68f14885ba4efd3e2dd9b4be963929f3.html

      Aug 17, 2010 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FredB
      FredB

      Of course it is tennis balls, he IS a tennis player after all DUH!

      Aug 19, 2010 at 12:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vman455
      Vman455

      Blast from the past!

      Aug 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ossurworld
      ossurworld

      Alas, few people can take a joke nowadays.

      Sep 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Richard
      Richard

      jesus christ I hope not. If it is, its not a “gift”, its a deformity.

      Sep 6, 2010 at 10:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • iDavid
      iDavid

      Oh Please, since when do tennis balls look like a baby’s arm. The guy is obviously looking at his bf and was recalling last nights . . . use your imagination.

      Sep 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tommy G
      Tommy G

      Um – 2 tennis balls. Duh.

      Sep 29, 2010 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kim Shunder
      Kim Shunder

      @kiveon: @kiveon:

      you’re a fucking slut.

      Oct 11, 2010 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack
      Jack [Different person #1 using similar name]

      Hot.

      Oct 18, 2010 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nothingpetty
      nothingpetty

      “obviously a ball in his pocket.”

      Some people just have to spoil all the fun. :-))

      Oct 26, 2010 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • deliiri0us
      deliiri0us

      Awww, I’m a little disappointed that that is not his penis. It’s quite obvious there’s a bulging object in his pocket. But I’ll continue to imagine it’s something else…

      Oct 29, 2010 at 9:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shaneybee
      shaneybee

      its definitely a ball.
      does anyone know where i can get a pair of those underwear?

      Oct 31, 2010 at 11:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cmook
      cmook

      I LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Novak djokovic VOLIM TE NOVACE NAJVISE NA SVETU CMOOK.NADAM SE DA I TI MENE VOLIS!!!

      Jul 5, 2011 at 8:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      Slavic men generally have large penises.

      Jul 15, 2011 at 9:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Boris
      Boris

      @jason: Sorry jason, you are wrong, which to me as a gay living in Eastern Europe (Slavic region) is very very sad. Anyhow, thanks for compliment.

      Jul 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Milo19
      Milo19

      That’s a tennis ball!! :(

      Sep 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rakesh maibam
      Rakesh maibam

      @Milo19: @Boris:

      Jan 12, 2012 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TennisPro
      TennisPro

      DUH!!!! Tennis balls!!!!

      Jun 10, 2012 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homosexualists are confused perverts that were not born that way
      Homosexualists are confused perverts that were not born that way

      No man is safe from being sexually objectified by homosexual perverts. Poor Mr. Djokovics, this is like a sexual assault this blog.

      Jul 6, 2014 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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