Tennis lovers, it’s time for a game of “Is that Novak Djokovic’s penis?” Talk about love-love!
We uncovered a photo we thought had been scrubbed from the web long ago of Serbian tennis-pro Novak Djokovic’s potentially mammoth penis.
You know and love him, even if he is straight and married. The guy’s been kicking ass around the tennis courts since 2003.
But we have a question: why the fuck would Novak Djokovic be walking around a tennis court with a potentially mammoth erection? That has to be a ball in his pocket! (Or maybe he’s just happy to see us.)
Take a peek at the pic here (kind of NSFW), and let us know what you think.
Related:
Gay tennis star Brian Vahaly was honored at the US Open with the best player in the world by his side
Vahaly participated in the coin toss Thursday before Carlos Alcaraz’s match.
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Dawster
okay (1) those are actually tennis balls in his pocket…
or (2) maybe some bottom in Cincinnati got the ride of his life?
thatguyfromboston
is this an either/or type situation, i’m hoping it’s yes to both.
cjc
I’m with Dawster’s #2 option. I just wish it was me.
IDNY
HA! Andrew. I totally told you Djokovic was news worthy. It seems you just had to wait for him to “present” himself.
james_boston
And the chances that this was photo-shopped? Near a 100% I’d say. Who believes any photo taken of anyone or anything in this day and age???
Terranova
it doesn’t look like a hard-on because it doesn’t extend all the way up. it looks like an object floating independently in his pocket such as a small cell phone, some suntan lotion, or any number of things. it certainly gets my imagination going though!
kiveon
I don’t know whether it is ball or c#$@k but I sure as hell would volunteer to find out. It would be my civic duty to peel those shorts off of him and do some hard oral studies to get to the bottom of the problem.
Rowen
If that’s his penis, I’m more disturbed by the fact that it starts halfway out to his hip, rather then in the middle, like most people.
abelincoln
He uses tennis balls to stand in for his cock coz it’s too small.
hhhhhhhh
sexualis :)))))))))
Hellothere
Im hoping its his penis, because he has a large cock if it is!
Wanna suck his dick so badly 😀
Rob Moore
It is probably a tennis ball, but it does make a nice fantasy, don’t you think?
Rui Lan
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truthteller
God, you guys are pathetic.
Those are two tennis balls, if it were his cock it would be coming from the center of his groin. It is not, there is an obvious gap from it to the tennis balls.
Pathetic! Isn’t there any newsworthy shit? like human rights violations somewhere?
Jack
I believe this man has Look at my Odd Bulge disorder:
http://connect.in.com/novak-djokovic/photos-1-1-1-68f14885ba4efd3e2dd9b4be963929f3.html
FredB
Of course it is tennis balls, he IS a tennis player after all DUH!
Vman455
Blast from the past!
ossurworld
Alas, few people can take a joke nowadays.
Richard
jesus christ I hope not. If it is, its not a “gift”, its a deformity.
iDavid
Oh Please, since when do tennis balls look like a baby’s arm. The guy is obviously looking at his bf and was recalling last nights . . . use your imagination.
Tommy G
Um – 2 tennis balls. Duh.
Kim Shunder
@kiveon: @kiveon:
you’re a fucking slut.
Jack
Hot.
nothingpetty
“obviously a ball in his pocket.”
Some people just have to spoil all the fun. :-))
deliiri0us
Awww, I’m a little disappointed that that is not his penis. It’s quite obvious there’s a bulging object in his pocket. But I’ll continue to imagine it’s something else…
shaneybee
its definitely a ball.
does anyone know where i can get a pair of those underwear?
cmook
I LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Novak djokovic VOLIM TE NOVACE NAJVISE NA SVETU CMOOK.NADAM SE DA I TI MENE VOLIS!!!
jason
Slavic men generally have large penises.
Boris
@jason: Sorry jason, you are wrong, which to me as a gay living in Eastern Europe (Slavic region) is very very sad. Anyhow, thanks for compliment.
Milo19
That’s a tennis ball!! 🙁
Rakesh maibam
@Milo19: @Boris:
TennisPro
DUH!!!! Tennis balls!!!!
Homosexualists are confused perverts that were not born that way
No man is safe from being sexually objectified by homosexual perverts. Poor Mr. Djokovics, this is like a sexual assault this blog.
Evji108
It is not a boner for sure. NOBODY would stand there so casually being photographed in public with a huge obvious erection.
Evji108
@Evji108: Awe poor Mr. Djokovics has to put up with a bit of the same attention that women put up with every day. Do you think a man can handle for a moment, the awful, degrading sexualization, that, somehow women deal with on a daily basis?