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Is That Novak Djokovic’s Penis?

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Libido: Yeah, that’s totally a picture of Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic with a potentially mammoth erection.

Logic: Why the fuck would Serbian tennis pro Novak Djokovic be walking around a tennis court with a potentially mammoth erection? That’s obviously a ball in his pocket!

Libido: Then why’s he wearing ‘Gentleman’ underwear? It’s so inviting!

Logic: Huh? That’s so illogical!

Libido: I know!

(Thanks for inducing a mental breakdown, Down The Line.)

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 22, 2007
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31 Comments

No. 1 · Dawster · Member · 592 comments

okay (1) those are actually tennis balls in his pocket…

or (2) maybe some bottom in Cincinnati got the ride of his life?

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · thatguyfromboston · Member · 182 comments

is this an either/or type situation, i’m hoping it’s yes to both.

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · cjc · Member · 285 comments

I’m with Dawster’s #2 option. I just wish it was me.

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · IDNY · Member · 20 comments

HA! Andrew. I totally told you Djokovic was news worthy. It seems you just had to wait for him to “present” himself.

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · james_boston · Member · 156 comments

And the chances that this was photo-shopped? Near a 100% I’d say. Who believes any photo taken of anyone or anything in this day and age???

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Terranova · Member · 4 comments

it doesn’t look like a hard-on because it doesn’t extend all the way up. it looks like an object floating independently in his pocket such as a small cell phone, some suntan lotion, or any number of things. it certainly gets my imagination going though!

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · kiveon · Member · 16 comments

I don’t know whether it is ball or c#$@k but I sure as hell would volunteer to find out. It would be my civic duty to peel those shorts off of him and do some hard oral studies to get to the bottom of the problem.

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 6:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Rowen · Member · 67 comments

If that’s his penis, I’m more disturbed by the fact that it starts halfway out to his hip, rather then in the middle, like most people.

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 8:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · abelincoln · Member · 69 comments

He uses tennis balls to stand in for his cock coz it’s too small.

Posted: Aug 22, 2007 at 8:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · hhhhhhhh

sexualis :)))))))))

Posted: Jan 3, 2009 at 10:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Hellothere

Im hoping its his penis, because he has a large cock if it is!
Wanna suck his dick so badly :D

Posted: Jan 26, 2009 at 10:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Rob Moore · Member · 647 comments

It is probably a tennis ball, but it does make a nice fantasy, don’t you think?

Posted: May 11, 2010 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Rui Lan

Hello?i am a chinese.i love you are.let’s want meet you.lanshurui@sina.cn

Posted: Jun 18, 2010 at 12:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · truthteller

God, you guys are pathetic.

Those are two tennis balls, if it were his cock it would be coming from the center of his groin. It is not, there is an obvious gap from it to the tennis balls.

Pathetic! Isn’t there any newsworthy shit? like human rights violations somewhere?

Posted: Aug 14, 2010 at 7:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Jack

I believe this man has Look at my Odd Bulge disorder:

http://connect.in.com/novak-dj.....929f3.html

Posted: Aug 17, 2010 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · FredB

Of course it is tennis balls, he IS a tennis player after all DUH!

Posted: Aug 19, 2010 at 12:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · Vman455

Blast from the past!

Posted: Aug 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · ossurworld

Alas, few people can take a joke nowadays.

Posted: Sep 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Richard

jesus christ I hope not. If it is, its not a “gift”, its a deformity.

Posted: Sep 6, 2010 at 10:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 20 · iDavid

Oh Please, since when do tennis balls look like a baby’s arm. The guy is obviously looking at his bf and was recalling last nights . . . use your imagination.

Posted: Sep 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Tommy G

Um – 2 tennis balls. Duh.

Posted: Sep 29, 2010 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 22 · Kim Shunder

@kiveon: @kiveon:

you’re a fucking slut.

Posted: Oct 11, 2010 at 5:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Jack

Hot.

Posted: Oct 18, 2010 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 24 · nothingpetty

“obviously a ball in his pocket.”

Some people just have to spoil all the fun. :-))

Posted: Oct 26, 2010 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 25 · deliiri0us · Member · 1 comments

Awww, I’m a little disappointed that that is not his penis. It’s quite obvious there’s a bulging object in his pocket. But I’ll continue to imagine it’s something else…

Posted: Oct 29, 2010 at 9:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 26 · shaneybee

its definitely a ball.
does anyone know where i can get a pair of those underwear?

Posted: Oct 31, 2010 at 11:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 27 · cmook

I LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Novak djokovic VOLIM TE NOVACE NAJVISE NA SVETU CMOOK.NADAM SE DA I TI MENE VOLIS!!!

Posted: Jul 5, 2011 at 8:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 28 · jason

Slavic men generally have large penises.

Posted: Jul 15, 2011 at 9:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 29 · Boris

@jason: Sorry jason, you are wrong, which to me as a gay living in Eastern Europe (Slavic region) is very very sad. Anyhow, thanks for compliment.

Posted: Jul 18, 2011 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 30 · Milo19

That’s a tennis ball!! :(

Posted: Sep 21, 2011 at 7:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
Posted: Jan 12, 2012 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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