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Is The Meteor Attack In Siberia God’s Wrath For Russia’s Anti-Gay Laws?

Ameteor Queerty reader suggested we drum up some faux propaganda suggesting the devastating meteor shower in Central Russia was an act of God, who is p.o.’d at the country for enacting gay-propaganda bans and oppressing his queer children.

We don’t thin the Man Upstairs micro-manages like that—and obviously no one deserves a disaster of this magnitude— but it is interesting to notice how silent the fundamentalist nutbags who have blamed us gays for 9/11, Hurricane Katrina, the Penn State child-molestation scandal and even Newtown, are today.

But just in case there is something to this theory, Uganda, you might want to scope out the nearest bomb shelters.

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Feb 15, 2013
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  • 7 Comments
    • Chad Hunt
      Chad Hunt

      That is exactly the kind of dumb bull shit they say about us so we should definitely fight fire with fire. LOL

      Feb 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      The Gay Mafia, in league with the 9/11 conspirators, in conjunction with the RAND corporation, with the help of the Saucer People and the Priory of Zion and the Reverse Vampires have concocted a fiendish plan to eliminate the MEAL OF DINNER.

      Why?, because fuck you.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 1:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dionte
      Dionte

      Yes it is.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 1:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      It does seem that a lot of anti-gay places have been suffering some natural wrath lately.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dez
      Dez

      This is legit exactly what I thought when I heard a meteor hit Russia. If this happened in Europe, or America- right wing fanatics would be blaming this on us gays, saying it’s god’s wrath on societies tolerance and acceptance of homosexuality. With all of the anti-gay issues recently in Russia, maybe this is gods wrath for NOT accepting homosexuality.

      Feb 15, 2013 at 9:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • macmantoo
      macmantoo

      @Chad Hunt: I was thinking the same thing.

      Feb 16, 2013 at 11:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jackhoffsky
      Jackhoffsky

      and an earthquake in the middle of the night means you shouldn’t worship golden calves…

      Feb 17, 2013 at 11:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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