We’ve gotten word from a reliable source that Terry Miller (the underwear & leather model who happens to be married to Dan Savage) has been talking to swimwear designer Mr. Turk about doing a photo shoot with porn craftsman Colby Keller.
It’s a match made in heaven. After all, who hasn’t admired photos of Terry and Colby? Imagine the two together! Not since the 12th-century marriage between Eleanor of Aquitane and Henry, Duke of Normandy, has such a coupling been proposed.
Apparently this all started last week when @wadleywadley posted a pic of Colby wearing Mr. Turk.
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That got tongues wagging on Twitter about roping in Terry for a shoot:
https://twitter.com/recipelegacy/status/573696784800731137
Mr. Turk says he’s on board, and so’s Terry. That just leaves Colby (who faved the comment) and Wadleywadley.
@fakedanshusband @recipelegacy @ColbyCollective @colbykeller I'm in?
— Mr Turk (@MrTurk) March 11, 2015
With any luck, this will happen soon. In the meantime, Terry was kind enough to send Queerty photos of him and Colby each individually hanging out, doing their thing, and looking hot.
Bonus pic! Apparently the two men once actually ran into each other at The Eagle in Seattle during a Nark event (of course). Here’s the evidence:
Xzamilio
No, thanks.
Cam
So one person said something on Twitter and Terry jumped?
Maybe they need to adopt another kid, Terry seems a bit lost and desperate for anything to do.
And Dan, if you mysteriously come down with chlamydia or warts you’ll know the photo shoot went well.
Glücklich
Whew! Colby Keller! Tall, pale, long legs…[Fans self] I like the black trunks Terry’s wearing in the 5th photograph. Looks like they have a belt or something at the waist.
Fvk847
Am I bad gay for not knowing who they are?
lauraspencer
I think I took a turn into Dr. Seuss’s Whoville because I don’t know who these two guys are.
They have nice bodies (the orange guy is obviously on steroids), but their faces aren’t anything to write home about. As a friend says…a body to worship, but a face to protect it.
Cam
@Fvk847:
Their have been some articles on them on here. The bearded guy is an aging porn star and the blond is married to Dan Savage the Sex advice columnist.
sfhally
My, the bitchy bitter queen contingent was awake early this morning.
Cam
@sfhally:
Yes, of course, because of course everybody is bitter if they think that this whole thing is a bit self indulgent and sad.
Tackle
These two, no! I’ ll wait for Jussie Smollet to do a swimwear shoot.
Robert Skotty Wannamaker
Love me some Colby!
QJ201
Yeah well if my husband was raking in the cash while I played stay at home dad, I would have plenty of gym time too.
Most of us can’t afford, must less have the time to create a body like that.
spiffy
I’m disappointed to see how skinny Terry’s calves are. Great upper body and ass; but those calves are like toothpicks…
Scribe38
@Cam: He can do me all he wants then I will flip him over and do him. And since I always use protection Dan will get him back in the same condition delivered. 😉
Atldeuce
Plus Terry is so vain on his Instagram that he blocks anyone who isn’t fawning over how amazing his tired Polaroid pics, etc are. People want to see hotness and skin. He needs to get thicker skin before he compares himself to CK.
Cobalt Blue
These sluts are too lazy to get a real job.
lykeitiz
I honestly don’t get the Colby Keller thing. I met him once, and he seemed like a nice, fun guy, but……to each his own! It’s what makes the world go ’round.
@Cobalt Blue: LOL….and anyone can “Insert your favorite porn star name HERE”.
Charlie in Charge
Yowza, a lot of venom came bubbling up here because two guys did a photo shoot. Glad to see projection is still an effective tool in the fight against self-loathing.
Atldeuce
Why do the queer police have to clutch their pearls in horror every time someone raises an issue. It’s true. Terry loved my positive comments about his great body but when I got real about what I didn’t like, he blocked me. You can’t flaunt your ass crack and then seem shocked when people remind you they followed you to see skin, not artsy Polaroids. Jeez. Dan can take criticism and praise. I assumed TM could too. He still won’t compare well to Colby
Cam
@Atldeuce:
Why would you assume he could take criticism? He was for all intents and purposes a trophy wife who has no job now. If his looks are the only place he gets any self worth from, then it stands to reason that he would freak out when somebody questions them.
It would be like asking one of the “Real housewives” if she’s gained weight.
Charlie in Charge
@Cam: Or maybe it’s his instagram account and he gets to moderate it?
Cam
@Charlie in Charge:
So let’s see, I make a comment about him moderating his instagram account and you respond that he gets to moderate his account. Um, Ok.
Billy Budd
I love Colby Keller. I think he is a deity. He dwells above all other porn stars.
Charlie in Charge
@Cam: What’s wrong with him moderating his account? Is there some special virtue in giving bitchy folks free range to comment on your account?
Charlie in Charge
@Charlie in Charge: “free reign” rather
jwtraveler
@sfhally: I was thinking the same thing. Nothing like viciously attacking a couple of hot men to make yourself feel superior.
stranded
Colby is so damn beautiful.
stuartaidanlover
Colby Keller’s free videos are on colbydoesamerica.com MA – Colby’s gang of 4 and ME – catfish and scene stealing lobster.
Sean Shafer
Gross
Bette Fiord
CAM = nasty old toothless “mark mom finley”. She’s always been jealous of the eclipsing success of Dan Savage and his sexy boyfriend.
Bette Fiord
http://media.photobucket.com/user/Bette_Fiord/media/MarkMomFinleyakaMom-Zilla-2.jpg.html?filters%5Bterm%5D=/%22Mark%20Mom%20Finley/%22%20is%20MOM-ZILLA!&filters%5Bprimary%5D=images&filters%5Bsecondary%5D=videos&sort=1&o=0
Mark Holbert
Photo shoot only…
Jimm Wiedeman
Oh god I wish I cared. ð??
Carl McClanahan
Is this even a story ? Does somebody really care ?