Ug, terrorists can be total pussies! Abu Hamza pledges support to Osama bin Laden, lives in a UK prison for "inciting racial violence" (among other things) and praised the Columbia space shuttle disaster, but this bad-ass won't let a 'mo wipe his ass.

The hook-handed Islamic cleric's threatening legal action after discovering his male nurse – called "Queenie" – does dudes. he male nurse never made a secret of his sexuality, but Hamza didn't seem to notice until just recently.

Now, Egypt-born Hamza and his lawyer claim the prison violates his religious and human rights by using a gay nurse. The prison refuses to discriminate – nor do they negotiate with "terrorists," of course.

Meanwhile, Queenie's one sad fagala – a prison official told The Mirror:

The nurse is upset about it. He has spent the last couple of years doing everything for Hamza, even wiping his bottom.

It shows how little respect Hamza has for others. The nurse dresses him, washes him, cleans his teeth, cuts his toenails, trims his beard and applies ointment for his skin disorder.

Authorities also claim Hamza will have to give in one of these days, "…He won't be able to keep that up because it is causing him a great deal of discomfort." Well, sucks to be a homophobic terrorist ally in prison, now doesn't it?