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It Takes Hard Work, Transphobia To Get The Situation’s Stomach

THE SHOT — Inside the December issue of Men’s Fitness you can learn The Situation’s eight fitness rules for maintaining 94-pack abs. They include, “Drink tons of water”; “Make working out your No. 1 commitment, because it builds the confidence and discipline you need to succeed in every domain of your life”; and “No trannies.”

By:           JD
On:           Nov 3, 2010
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  • 19 Comments
    • Andy
      Andy

      What a potato face.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 1:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DR
      DR

      His tips on exercise were a lot more realistic and well-thought out than Queerty’s former “fitness adviser”.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      @DR: LOL.

      He has a decent body but that face. I don’t understand why it’s a potato face but I do think it’s not a handsome face. It’s a little douchey.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tony
      Tony

      I don’t get what the big deal is about his “abs”…they’re not well defined and they’re mishapen. Check out any bartender at a gay bar in NYC and you’ll see what “real” abs look like…..way better than this douche’s….and yeah, let’s not even talk about the face….eww

      Nov 3, 2010 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • afrolito
      afrolito

      Yeah, I never got the big deal about his abs. He really isn’t that defined at all.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NAP79
      NAP79

      TRANSPHOBIA = More of Queerty’s never-ending quest to promote victimization. Honestly, you guys are the biggest bleeding-heart pussies on the internet.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      The sad thing is, the Magazine tries to airbrush the photo so much to soften his face that they end up bluring out much of his ab definition which is what I thought the point of the article was about.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kev C
      Kev C

      @Cam: It’s not just the soft blur, but the attempted color correction makes him look washed out like an old newspaper.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jose
      jose

      His abs shouldnt be taken seriously because they are ugly. He doesnt have a six pack, they look ridiculously small and start a mile from where they should. No one should want to have them.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      I can’t be the only gay guy that things that an abundance of muscle (especially in the abdominal region) just isn’t attractive. Give me a natural looking guy that has a little meat on his bones any single day.

      Might not help that their are two basic categories of men that live at the gym every day (with very few exceptions in the gay community):

      1) Bitches
      2) Whores

      Nov 3, 2010 at 4:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan
      Alan

      god he’s just so unnattractive, who cares about his abs?

      Nov 3, 2010 at 10:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mysanthropic Destiny
      Mysanthropic Destiny

      I will never understand American culture when “Jersey Shore” is a hit show.

      Nov 3, 2010 at 10:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cody
      Cody

      Ugliest face ever… Couldn’t they at least try to photoshop that a little bit??

      Nov 4, 2010 at 12:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Zed
      Zed

      don’t forget the lots of steroids

      Nov 4, 2010 at 12:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
      PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

      To all my fellow Queertyland posters up there ^ ^ ^ who correctly point out that this guy does not in fact possess a six pack: THANK YOU!

      Sorrentino is an ok looking guy with borderline butterface who has a nice body. End of story.

      BTW: Vinnie is def hawter. And he has a “huge ding dong” according to him……Snookie claims it was like “putting a watermelon through a pinhole” :P

      Nov 4, 2010 at 9:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      You know, I go to a mostly gay gym– and although I will never ever have a stomach like that, I have to be honest: there are LOTS of guys whose abs looks just as well defined as his, and who have much nicer faces. (and proportion). What’s the big deal?

      Nov 4, 2010 at 12:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • afrolito
      afrolito

      @Daez:

      Generalize much Daez? How would you know who frequents the gym everyday, since I doubt you’ve ever been in one. If you’re happy being fat and at home, then good for you, but don’t project your insecurities on to people who care about maintaining and perfecting their bodies, instead of abusing them with cheetos.

      Nov 4, 2010 at 10:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason
      Jason

      “TRANSPHOBIA = More of Queerty’s never-ending quest to promote victimization. Honestly, you guys are the biggest bleeding-heart pussies on the internet.”

      A thumbs-up is not enough. This deserves a repost.

      Nov 5, 2010 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam
      Sam

      His face looks like it was hit by a truck!

      Nov 5, 2010 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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