It Was Only a Matter of Time Before Real World‘s Ryan Got Into Ass Play / Queerty

No. 1 · Hilarious

So who was shaving his ass before he moved into the house? His mom?

What girls does he pick up exactly? I mean he really grosses me out so I’m finding it hard to believe girls are tripping over themselves to be with him let alone worry about if his butt has hair on it.

Girls like hairy guys anyway.

Jul 7, 2010 at 11:11 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS · Member · 1696 comments

Seems most guys who are into swipin’ like a smooth surface to work on………..Looks like Miss Ryan is getting her dish ready for some action………:-p

I still laugh my ass off thinking of her over the top drama queen moments when she was franticly swatting away the Gay cooties on her neck. After she accepted the drink from the guy, hugged it out with and thanked him……..

Jul 7, 2010 at 11:21 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · Mike L.

That really was very obnoxious.

Jul 7, 2010 at 11:23 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · wmcarpenter · Member · 96 comments

Creeper.

Jul 7, 2010 at 11:35 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 5 · Troy Boy · Member · 32 comments

Typical fame whore!

Jul 7, 2010 at 12:38 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 6 · FredB

He is such a tool!

Jul 7, 2010 at 1:09 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 7 · Roger Rabbit · Member · 87 comments

This boy reeks of BS. Since this one claims to be a “grooming God”, he knows how to wax his own ass.

LOL – It’s such a cheap pick-up/dominance thing. I’ve seen soo many str8 guys do this with girls. And this one can’t even close his mouth when eating. He’s more disgusting by the day, and wayyy to closet…

Jul 7, 2010 at 1:12 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 8 · Toby

He’s a latent homosexual and it’s sooo obvious…it’s sad.

Jul 7, 2010 at 1:39 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 9 · Tony

come out come out…..it’s ok …even tho it’s true, we don’t want him on our team….it’s soooo obvious he’s one of us….

Jul 7, 2010 at 2:23 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 10 · Pip

Is it just me, or did he not look that hairy?

Jul 7, 2010 at 3:00 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 11 · Eric

@Pip

I agree, he isn’t hairy at all. Unfortunately it seems my body would induce a lot of vomiting for these poor famewhores.

Jul 7, 2010 at 4:14 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 12 · Pitou

@Eric: Fuckin HOT!

Jul 7, 2010 at 4:26 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 13 · Lanjier

Ugly slob. Can’t wait for the assault.

Jul 7, 2010 at 5:45 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 14 · Dollie

http://vevmo.com/f249/real-wor.....ryan-4656/

^^I couldn’t see the video on this page for whatever reason, so I tried to find it on google (and am totally embarrassed to admit that I even care). Stumbled across this link… His cast bio is pretty comical.

This guy was paid to be the token, outspoken, closet case, right?

Jul 7, 2010 at 5:51 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 15 · Giovannidude

He’s so concerned about his ass, you’d almost think he was going to find a way to use it sexually.

Jul 7, 2010 at 6:02 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 16 · RobbDelman

Y’know, I am convinced that this guy is some kind of ringer that MTV put in this group, maybe because the others were so vanilla…I don’t know. But, I am SO over this queen; the hair color, the hair-don’t, the whole nellier than thou attitude. Jesus Christ, bring back Puck…

Jul 7, 2010 at 6:12 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 17 · Ogre Magi

Looks just hair enough for me, yum yum!

Jul 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 18 · gbtmsf · Member · 1 comments

the grossest thing about the whole exchange was he was talking and eating with his mouth wide open! yeah that made me want to throw up, not his barely hairy ass. yuck.

Jul 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 19 · Jsmith

Am I the only one that finds it weird that we’re hearing more about this guy than the actually gay person on the show.

Jul 7, 2010 at 8:26 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 20 · john

He is such a douche bag it’s not even funny. Does he really think that being such an ass (no pun intended) will get him the fame that he is so obviously craving? Uggggghhh he is not even the least bit attractive. Gross, just gross.

Jul 7, 2010 at 8:27 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 21 · SouLKid

Personally i dont get the gay vibe from him. I just see a weird/creepy guy.

Jul 7, 2010 at 9:33 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 22 · Pip

@SouLKid: Yeah, he seems sort of like date rapey.

Jul 7, 2010 at 10:07 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 23 · shanelle

What kinda nice gurl like me wanna kiss a man who cant keep his mouth all shut when he eating? I have two words for him: NAP KIN!
Cover yo mouth whilst chewing.

Jul 7, 2010 at 11:32 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 24 · jsr10808 · Member · 2 comments

That’s disgusting. If that would have been me I would be gagging out the door.

Jul 7, 2010 at 11:54 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 25 · OhCharlie

@SouLKid: I agree with U, he is WEIRD and CREEPY all wrapped up as a TOOL….he has to be str8 becuz the gay community will not accept a douche bag like him

Jul 8, 2010 at 6:55 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 26 · zzx

This is a thing of beauty, it is the paradise of the woman, man
http://www.gucciusaoutlet.net/.....8cd2a23ef2

Jul 9, 2010 at 3:42 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 27 · hephaestion

What a dumbfuck. I can’t believe he asked a straight female to do that. She should have said “Hell, no, asshole!”

Jul 11, 2010 at 7:37 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 28 · L.

Isn’t it sweet how MTV asks to check your birthdate to see these videos? Wouldn’t only kids with IQs lower than their age fail to pass this test?

Jul 12, 2010 at 10:37 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 29 · cythera45

I love how dark and curly the hair in his crack is. I wish he’d spread those cheeks even wider so we could see his little pink rosebud.

Dec 16, 2010 at 1:30 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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