It's In The Details

Details ain't gay, but that doesn't mean they can't get a little top left inspiration from the homos at The Advocate. Ryan Seacrest headline does look a whole lot like that Lance Bass teaser, except for girth and length.

On a related note, we can't help but wonder if, by the glossy transitive property, Details is also looked toward US Open's Tennis, which The Advocate emulated last September.

What a world! What a world!

Mar 17, 2008 · Link · 11 Responses

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Tagged: Details, Gay, Humor, Media, Queerty, The Advocate

Comments (11)

No. 1 · Maverick69

Lance was at "Sammy's Noodle Shop" on Saturday having lunch with a big time producer. A really old guy. I did not know it was him until he opened his mouth. Never really paid any attention to his voice until then. Very soft voice. He seems pretty cool too.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 2:51 pm

No. 2 · tracy johnson

If ryan seacrest knew what we thought of him, he'd have the decency to retire.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:36 pm

No. 3 · Matt

Damn he looks old in that pic. Props to the make up team on AI.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 3:47 pm

No. 4 · Woof

He's straight right? (Elephant sitting quitely in the corner of the room)

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 4:17 pm

No. 5 · fredo777

I happen to dig Ryan, aside from his I'm-not-gay-you-are banter with Simon.

He looks good there.

Lance makes a cute cover, too.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 4:42 pm

No. 6 · GoodBuddy

I think Ryan Seacrest is too ambitious to be gay. I expect he is celibate.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 5:21 pm

No. 7 · Tonic

No, I won't visit Madame Tassaud's just because they now have a wax figure of Seacrest. $20 is waaay too much to get in.

Posted: Mar 17, 2008 at 7:05 pm

No. 8 · Rsquared

I agree with No. 6 - Seacrest is celibate due to schedule constraints; he's on the air at 5 a.m. He's probably tortured in his closet.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 1:16 am

No. 9 · Dom

I think Ryan Seacrest should be put in a room alone with Kathy Griffin for one hour. She'll tear that plastic wannabe a new one. How can someone as annoying as Seacrest have a sexlife anyway? And how does he get all these jobs when he has no talent? He used to be kind of cute but now he just looks played out. He actually was not bad looking for a guy who's only 3'7" tall.

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 7:43 am

No. 10 · TBSJR

I am so sick of this guy. I would also like to know how he gets all these gigs he does. He is annoying

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 11:49 am

No. 11 · Instyleer

Why would anyone take direction from a publication that is bankrupt, for sale and about to be out of business?

Posted: Mar 18, 2008 at 2:04 pm