Comments on: It’s In The Groin! http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/ Free of an agenda. Except that gay one. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:12:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Mike http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49393 Mike Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:58:15 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49393 Bring back the skimpy speedo!!! Bring back the skimpy speedo!!!

]]> By: JohnRobertsLovesyou http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49293 JohnRobertsLovesyou Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:42:57 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49293 I hate it. I need a buldge. Takes the fun out of swimming. I hate it. I need a buldge. Takes the fun out of swimming.

]]> By: jn http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49277 jn Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:10:43 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49277 They airbrushed his crotch there. Here's a realistic picture: http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/michael-phelps-doesnt-appreciate-your-erase-tool-15992 They airbrushed his crotch there. Here’s a realistic picture:
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/.....tool-15992

]]> By: Pat http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49140 Pat Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:29:52 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49140 Two things come to my mind: While the science of swimming has improved with the Speedo LZR, the art of swimming has all but disappeared. Not only do I want to see the athletes perform, I also want to admire their beauty. This is impossible with the LZR. I guess they won't be on a Wheaties cereal box. I loved the early 1980's. The second thing that comes to my mind is when I watch a British TV show about some fashion guy by the name of Gok who convinces slightly overweight women to improve their fashion tastes rather than do plastic surgery so that they can feel better about themselves. I picture an imaginary episode that has Gok trying to fit a woman into an LZR swimsuit. After having a battle with her butt, he tries to shove her breasts into the suit. To no avail, he tells her to get breast reduction surgery. Two things come to my mind:

While the science of swimming has improved with the Speedo LZR, the art of swimming has all but disappeared. Not only do I want to see the athletes perform, I also want to admire their beauty. This is impossible with the LZR. I guess they won’t be on a Wheaties cereal box. I loved the early 1980′s.

The second thing that comes to my mind is when I watch a British TV show about some fashion guy by the name of Gok who convinces slightly overweight women to improve their fashion tastes rather than do plastic surgery so that they can feel better about themselves. I picture an imaginary episode that has Gok trying to fit a woman into an LZR swimsuit. After having a battle with her butt, he tries to shove her breasts into the suit. To no avail, he tells her to get breast reduction surgery.

]]> By: PalePhoenix http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49097 PalePhoenix Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:01:20 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49097 <i>one in mumbo-jumbo petite, please</i> I'd love to know what that means. SRSLY. I think he's so violently adolescent in his facial features, it's impossible to settle on "cute." I think he's <i>endearing</i>, and will wait for that particular loaf to come out of the oven. Oddly, I was so very happy to see an earlier pictorial that put him into the pose of daVinci's Vitruvian Man. I finally agreed there was sense to the shape a lot of taller guys are in. Yes, it makes things look smaller (and bigger) 'til you get up close, but it also doesn't have "ultrasonic seams." one in mumbo-jumbo petite, please

I’d love to know what that means. SRSLY.

I think he’s so violently adolescent in his facial features, it’s impossible to settle on “cute.” I think he’s endearing, and will wait for that particular loaf to come out of the oven. Oddly, I was so very happy to see an earlier pictorial that put him into the pose of daVinci’s Vitruvian Man. I finally agreed there was sense to the shape a lot of taller guys are in.

Yes, it makes things look smaller (and bigger) ’til you get up close, but it also doesn’t have “ultrasonic seams.”

]]> By: REBELComx http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49088 REBELComx Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:29:42 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49088 The guy's like 6'4" or something...even a 8" cock is gonna look small compared to the rest of him. Who cares...he's a total cutie. The guy’s like 6’4″ or something…even a 8″ cock is gonna look small compared to the rest of him. Who cares…he’s a total cutie.

]]> By: Jim http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49085 Jim Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:18:31 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49085 It makes him look like a Ken-doll, how unfortunate... It makes him look like a Ken-doll, how unfortunate…

]]> By: LOL @ HIS LITTLE WILLY http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49077 LOL @ HIS LITTLE WILLY Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:15:51 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49077 LOL HES HUNG LIKE A BABY MOUSE SMALLLL DICK ALERT LOL HES HUNG LIKE A BABY MOUSE

SMALLLL DICK ALERT

]]> By: queerunity http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49059 queerunity Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:49:28 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49059 michael phelps is so hot, any chance he is gay? http://queersunited.blogspot.com/ michael phelps is so hot, any chance he is gay?

http://queersunited.blogspot.com/

]]> By: REBELComx http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49055 REBELComx Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:39:46 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49055 LOL@Steve. I think ALL of the olypics should be done nude...like they were originally. Might be a problem with Men's Hurdles though...suddenly more white guys winning. LOL@Steve. I think ALL of the olypics should be done nude…like they were originally. Might be a problem with Men’s Hurdles though…suddenly more white guys winning.

]]> By: Steve http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49052 Steve Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:21:40 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49052 When the competition becomes "who has the best equipment", the real purpose of the sport becomes lost. Instead of a real human competition, it becomes a contest to develop better equipment. I think FINA (the rules authority for international swimming) and USA Swimming (the rules authority in the USA) should just outlaw the wearing of suits, entirely. That would restore the competition to a real, human, athletic contest. (And in the bargain, it would sell more tickets.) When the competition becomes “who has the best equipment”, the real purpose of the sport becomes lost. Instead of a real human competition, it becomes a contest to develop better equipment.

I think FINA (the rules authority for international swimming) and USA Swimming (the rules authority in the USA) should just outlaw the wearing of suits, entirely. That would restore the competition to a real, human, athletic contest. (And in the bargain, it would sell more tickets.)

]]> By: Amber LeMay http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49047 Amber LeMay Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:06:38 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49047 What sizes do they come in? I'd like one in mumbo-jumbo petite, please. What sizes do they come in? I’d like one in mumbo-jumbo petite, please.

]]> By: Joel http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49040 Joel Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:43:23 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/its-in-the-groin-20080410/#comment-49040 It's all about that tuck. Also when the suits are wet or exposed to bright light the suit leaves very little to the imagination. It’s all about that tuck. Also when the suits are wet or exposed to bright light the suit leaves very little to the imagination.

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