It’s Time To End Danielle Staub + Lori Michael’s Boring Possibly Fake Lesbian Romance

It must be a testament to The Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s Danielle Staub that, despite the current season of hair-pulling and police antics, I’m actually struggling to still care about her. And her love life.

But as “lesbian superstar” (damn you, Andy Cohen!) Lori Michaels tells it, these two are still, uh, close enough to make everyone speculate they’re a pair. Which is great, since it’s been only two weeks since we last heard that.