It’s Time To Start Complaining To This Homosexual If Your Gay iPhone Apps Are Banned

With Apple CEO Steve Jobs taking another medical leave of absence, COO Tim Cook, a homosexual, is in charge. The “fitness nut” is described by Gawker as “a workaholic who begins emailing his underlings at 4:30 am each morning and eschews Apple’s famously good cafes for an endless series of energy bars, which he’ll often devour during meetings. The COO prides himself on being the first into the office and the last one out.” Yes, but will he take up Jobs’ penchant for emailing customers directly about their complaints? YCNTIHAZMYP0RN MR. COOK?