While we're on the subject of gays in tabloids, two familiar bold-faced names caught our attention this morning. Page Six reports that designer Marc Jacobs and reformed rent boyfriend Jason Preston have been having some drama:

The dueling duo had yet another fight on a trip they took together to Turks and Caicos a week ago. "They fought nonstop screaming matches. The usual," said a spy. The fighting apparently got so bad that the couple took some time apart and flew home separately on private jets back to New York.

Separate jets? Oh no! That's a definitive marker of a doomed relationship.

Meanwhile, in other Jacobs/Preston "news," a "source" "confirms" rumors that porn star Erik Rhodes has been boffing both boys: "Jason and Marc have both bragged about hooking up with Eric [sic] at the same time." Perhaps they can call the menage lovin' McGreeveys and really have a time!