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Ja’mie King’s Glossary To Not Sounding Povo

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Earlier this week, we learned that Ja’mie King is returning to school for her last year before Uni. We are thrilled that Chris Lilley will reprise his role as the ever so bitch teenager who rules Hilford (and Summer Heights High). In order to prep for the new series, we thought it was important to review King’s glossary to not sounding povo because the last thing we would want to do is embarrass ourselves in front of her. (That would be so Bogan of us.) 

AIDS (n.): a disease caused by the virus called HIV, also a cause supported by Ja’mie in hopes to raise money for the formal.

Example:

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Asian try-hard (n.): A person of Asian decent who tries too hard.

Example: “Bec, you called me, you wanted some advice on how to get a boyfriend. I was giving you advice.”

Australian of the Year (n.): An award Ja’mie was nominated for her work with Sudanese people.

Barton, Mischa (person): An actress that is often compared to Ja’mie King.

Example: “My friends say that I look like Mischa Barton in that photo.”

Bogan (n.): A poor person lacking class or general appeal of any kind.

Example: I don’t want to be in classrooms where there’s no air conditioning and asbestos in the roof and just crap desks and skanky bogans everywhere and sluts and I just wish I was with my friends and I wish I was going back to Hilford.”

Bridge (n.): A pathway that needs to be built in order for someone to cross it.

Example:

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Dress-up day (n.): A day during which people dress up according to the theme determined by Ja’mie.

Example: “So on Thursday we’ll be having a dress-up day to raise important funds for AIDS in Africa.”

Emo (n.): An emotional person also considered uncool.

Example:

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Fashion for AIDS (n.): A runway show presented by Ja’mie.

Example: “Hi everyone. Welcome to ‘Fashion for AIDS.'”

Formal (n.): A dance event responsible for year 11 students’ best night ever.

Example:

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Foxtel (n.): A paid cable service similar to HBO not owned by poor people.

Example: “Some of you come from povo families, but that’s not your fault. Some of you, I know, don’t even have Foxtel.”

Fugly (adj.): Slang for “fucking ugly” or “fat ugly.”

Example: “So that’s why when you look around a public school, and on average, like, no offense, but people are more fugly.”

Hilford Girls Grammar School (n.): A private school that Ja’mie attends and will spend her final year at before graduating.

By:           Stacy Lambe
On:           Sep 11, 2013
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  • 1 Comment
    • balehead
      balehead

      Can’t wait for this!

      Sep 11, 2013 at 9:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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