As Summer winds down, it seems the must-have Fall accessory may be a super-sized pendulum for your pants. Justin Theroux got us all pausing the DVR on The Leftovers with his, and now Jared Leto is sporting the hot new fashion trend.
We’ve previously given you our five reasons we love Jared Leto. Well, here’s a sixth, and it’s a big one.
While performing on stage with his band 30 Seconds To Mars, Leto, overcome by the spirit of the music, grabbed what appears to be the fifth Beatle. It looks like Alexis Arquette was right when she told Frontiers that, “it’s not only massive; it’s like a Praetorian Guard’s helmet.”
Leto has been quoted saying, “I don’t dive into the mosh pit any more. It’s the fastest way to lose your penis. And I’m proud to say mine is still intact.”
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Now we know why he’s so protective of it.
Here’s the video the stills are taken from, head to the 1:45 mark to see the grab in action:
joseph
“BADAMN” Looks like it’s HUGE………………………….
tazz602
There’s like three layers of clothes on him – who knows how big that really is.
cflekken
holy sh*t.
Stache99
If that’s all true then damn. I’ll bet it looks like a tree trunk on his skinny frame too.
Stache99
I have to say I’m not a fan when they get too thick. It’s allot of work.
NateB79
Clothes or no clothes, there’s clearly a lot of dick there.
Teresa Minks
It’s shaped like a jumbo turkey leg. If that were truly all dick, you’d have to break your jaw bone to suck on it.
Critifur
Um, the video has been taken down. Did anyone make a copy? Know where I can find it?
NG22
And he used all that to screw a guy (allegedly). What other guys has he screwed since?
bottom72
I want it in me ohhhhhhhh godddddd
SteveDenver
If it was small, I would still crave it. He’s smart, humorous and thoughtful. The superior packaging is a bonus.
Tackle
This is so contrived on his part, and what’s in his pants is obviously
fake. You can see layers of something there.
aweeks
It’s a plastic water bottle!
Xzamilio
Ugh… that’s not even sexy. I’m not a size hound in the least, and big d*cks to me are like Harley-Davidsons: They’re nice to look at, but somebody else can ride it ’cause I’ll get hurt.
Black Swan
I wish I could see the video. I love big dicks.