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Jared Polis And Marlon Reis Plan On Stealing Baby From Nameless Woman

Openly gay Congressman Jared Polis and Rachel Maddow-lookalike Marlon Reis plan on having a baby! Well, not having one so much as taking one either via adoption or surrogacy; they won’t say which. The couple will complete their Rumplestilskin-esque plan in September bringing all of America one step closer to total moral ruin—congratulations!*

*This is all sarcasm. Well, all except for the congratulations part.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Jun 29, 2011
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  • 7 Comments
    • merle
      merle

      You really are beyond contempt. My fervent hope is that this site is finally brought down soon. Do you have a direct line to NOM to furnish fundraising materials, or is their financial support more indirect?

      Jun 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daez
      Daez

      @merle: Apparently, you can’t understand sarcasm; yet, YOU STILL READ IT! Go you!

      Jun 29, 2011 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Moreno
      Moreno

      Can we all just admit that Dan Villareal is a disturbed individual who is bent on causing injury to gays and lesbians in order to score views for Queerty? Dan, your sarcasm isn’t funny and it isn’t appreciated by anyone except NOM and FRC, who have now highlighted 3 of your posts. You are really making a name for yourself, and not in a good way.

      Jun 29, 2011 at 11:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Daniel Villarreal
      Daniel Villarreal

      @Moreno: My last name has two Rs in it.

      Jun 30, 2011 at 8:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      I have to agree. I don’t really consider this sarcasm. Maybe, if it ended or started with, so says the far right groups, or something like that.

      Jun 30, 2011 at 9:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bob
      bob

      It would be funnier if Obama “borrowed” a gay man’s penis to show how pro-gay he is. Or something.

      Jun 30, 2011 at 9:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Russ
      Russ

      Just stop. You aren’t anywhere near as funny or cute as you think you are. And this site is a pain in the butt.

      Jun 30, 2011 at 5:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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