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Jason Biggs Goes Full-Frontal In American Pie, Zac Efron Bares Ass On Balcony

Celebrity skin war!

First up, Jason Biggs, who does full-frontal in American Reunion, which is a sequel to those “iconic” American Pie films. It’s too NSFW for us (we’re dangling by a thread here), but Michael Musto went and put up the damned thing. Musto thinks Jason’s “Biggs” but we think it’s both an unimpressive shot and an unflattering cock.

Then there is the matter of Zac Efron’s delicious derriere, which he bared to the world on the balcony of his hotel room in Sydney, Australia. Check out the pics here and tell us you don’t want to request an audience with it. Like a true bro, Zac’s pants are mad saggin’ and he’s got his hand down his crotch for minutes at a time.

By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Apr 13, 2012
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  • 30 Comments
    • ChknBisct
      ChknBisct

      How are there not frontals. I’m sure he didn’t just walk up to the balcony backwards. C’mon. Don’t tease up like that.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J
      J

      Queerty is late on this!

      Apr 13, 2012 at 11:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      I don’t understand this whole “hand down the pants” thing.

      I’ve never even walked around the privacy of my own home with a sudden urge to hold my privates, unless it was actually to make use of them.

      So what is this bizarre need to grope their crotch?

      It’s like rappers and hippetty-hop singers and grabbing their crotches while they sing. In my opinion, it HAS to be some deep-rooted problem related to their childhood and some strange paranoia about their genitalia.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 12:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Samuel
      Samuel

      This conversation is making me laugh but here’s my thoughts on this… what ever Zac was doing I’m sure that who ever saw him in the buff was first shocked then remembered… oh yah, I have a camera! And as for hinm with his hand down his pants.. I too have never had the urge to walk around the house like that but you never know exactly what he was doing unless we see actual action shots with footage/tape/whatever it’s called these days of live action… scratching, inspecting, making it feel good, keeping it warm bacuse after all he was outside on a balcony…. who knows… maybe he was on the phone for a sex call and getting it all taken care of… I don’t know… we may never know….

      As for Jason, how come in one shot we go from him being covered by a pan that you can’t see through and then by a pan lid that you CAN see through? Seems a little suspecious dont’ you think? And I don’t care what y ou call it, because it’s being squished under a pan lid may have something to do with it not being axactly pretty here….

      Apr 13, 2012 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anthony
      Anthony

      Zac knew exactly what he was doing. He has a bare-ass shot in his new movie and that is exactly what he was promoting. He knew he was being watched.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Basch
      Basch

      @ChknBisct: hey look! http://hollywoodtattletale.com/tag/hotel-balcony/

      Apr 13, 2012 at 1:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob
      Bob

      That’s big???? Looks pretty small to me…

      Apr 13, 2012 at 1:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Meowzer
      Meowzer

      I like Jason Biggs’ full frontal. Looks nice behind the lid… I bet it would be “biggser” without it. Looks short but thick.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 2:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet
      redcarpet

      Unimpressive?! That looked like a perfectly delicious penis to me. Maybe not porn star big, but it was more than enough to satisfy. And he was flacid guys, so cut him some slack size queens.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D9W
      D9W

      I hope he know he can get crab cream at the local drug store…

      Apr 13, 2012 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DouggSeven
      DouggSeven

      Biggs’s looks exactly like mine flacid – and like most North American white males. It’s a textbook penis – nothing to be ashamed about.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 5:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH
      AEH

      I’ve done the hand down the pants thing. So have many other men. It’s not a new trend set by tweens or anything like that. God!

      Apr 13, 2012 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jj
      jj

      re: efron nudes- The ass shot is real and a fake cock shot was floating around. Im guessing whoever took the real frontal nudes of zefron tried to sell them and zacs team threatened them with legal action. We’ll probably never see them, but its for the best just google zac efron bulge, its really unimpressive.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 9:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike
      Mike

      Why are there so many celebrities in Australia all of a sudden? Every day Im reading about this star or that star doing something downunder. Is it just me or is it immoral for celebrities to be going to places like Australia, Africa and India to promote their careers when most of the population lives in poverty. These celebrities should use their power to highlight the starvation and inequalities when they go to these places instead of just exposing themselves on balconys.

      Apr 13, 2012 at 11:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 13Zeroither
      13Zeroither

      Come on you guys, Zac’s dick was soft in the picture. The size that counts the most is when the penis is hard. So while we are orgasming in our shorts, we may never ever really know just how big can he REALLY get (unless of course a video was released with him jerking off or having sex).

      Apr 14, 2012 at 6:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle
      Tackle

      I totally agree with the above post that Zac knew what he was doing. Yes his bare ass in the window was delibrate. He knew the cameras were there.

      And I bet that Zachary is reading these comments with a smile on his face.

      I see that Zac is an exhibitionist. So I’m sure there will be more to come. And I don’t really care how big his package is. That is one nice ass.

      Apr 14, 2012 at 8:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SamIAm
      SamIAm

      Are you all high? That Zac Efron dick shot is as fake as Lee Press-Ons.

      Please get your dicks straight.

      Apr 14, 2012 at 10:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @MikeE: said..

      “”It’s like rappers and hippetty-hop singers and grabbing their crotches while they sing.”
      __________

      Well they have to do something…considering none of them play a fucking instrument.

      Apr 14, 2012 at 11:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake
      Jake

      @Mike:
      Dude, Australia is not a third world country. In many ways, it is more advanced than the United States with a higher standard of living, better healthcare, longer life expectancies, a stronger economy, etc. There is much more poverty in the US than Australia.

      Apr 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • G
      G

      We’re complaining about a dick in movies when other movies show only prosthetic ones, or most often, not at all?? I’m just glad that the real male frontal is actually being shown. And it looks like a nice one to me on Biggs.

      Apr 14, 2012 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tomas
      Tomas

      Jason Biggs’ penis was not impressive while limp, and it’s a pity that he’s cut.

      Apr 14, 2012 at 4:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH
      AEH

      It’s just Jason’s penis, not the Holy Grail. I don’t know what’s all this fuss is for.

      Apr 14, 2012 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Donnie
      Donnie

      …Is Efron looking for it in those photos? What the hell is he doing AND he’s on the phone? You think he’s on the phone with a doctor? “Hey Doc …those roids I’m on … shrank it!”

      Apr 14, 2012 at 7:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • btseven
      btseven

      Yawn….

      Apr 15, 2012 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • newportxwhore
      newportxwhore

      @Donnie: Lmao@btseven: and yawnnnnnn!!!

      Apr 16, 2012 at 3:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GregR
      GregR

      there’s a weiner shot here.

      Apr 16, 2012 at 9:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GregR
      GregR

      oops. here. http://malecelebsblog.com/category/zac-efron/

      Apr 16, 2012 at 9:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Serena
      Serena

      Mike I actually live in Australia and if you think most of us live in poverty then your logic is actually so messed up. Australia has less people in poverty than lets say the United States. Heck, we barely have any. Go read a textbook or two..

      May 5, 2012 at 6:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • F*** off
      F*** off

      @Mike:
      Australians don’t live in poverty f*** head

      Jul 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WTF
      WTF

      @Mike:
      Mike you are the biggest ignorant c*** there’s more poverty in the US

      Jul 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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