Jason Lewis’ Ass May Be Best Park Of ‘SATC’ Movie

We may be breaking homo rank, but we’re not that excited about the Sex and The City movie. Television shows should stay in their realm, except for Melrose Place – that should be a movie.

Regardless of whether or not you’re excited for Sarah Jessica Parker’s big screen adventure, we can all agree that Jason Lewis‘ ass deserves some more screen time.

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By: Andrew Belonksy
On: Jan 11, 2008
Tagged: Entertainment, Gossip, Jason Lewis, Sex and the City

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No. 1 · hells kitchen guy
Meh.

Jan 11, 2008 at 1:58 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · DavidDust
Nice booty. But I REALLY like your idea for Melrose Place: The Movie. That would be priceless.

Jan 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · afrolito
His ass isn’t all that.

Jan 11, 2008 at 2:16 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · ee.em.bee
Whatever. In any case I’d rather stare at his meh ass for 90 minutes than pay $11 to watch SJP

Jan 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · TBSJR
I agree with afrolito, his ass in that shot isn’t worth a mention. Still I wouldn’t kick him out of bed

Jan 11, 2008 at 2:33 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · Shabaka
Boring!

Jan 11, 2008 at 3:49 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · ProfessorVP
To be a successful actor, it helps to know which is your best side.

Jan 11, 2008 at 3:57 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · hells kitchen guy
What’s really sad is when you reflect back on those actors who were in the seriies like the blond longhair who dated Samantha in the ending,and an extra who was boffing her when the trannie whores were making noise in the Meapacking district. Make this saggy ass look like Jell-o.

Jan 11, 2008 at 4:39 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · Mike
Jason Lewis is the “blonde longhair who dated Samantha”

Jan 11, 2008 at 5:24 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · Rowen
Who is this guy? What makes him different from all the other primped, plucked and preened Ken dolls in Hollywood? I’m confused.

Jan 11, 2008 at 7:33 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · minornobility
Am i the only one bothered by his what-appears-to-be a not very good nose job?

Jan 12, 2008 at 1:15 am · @Reply ·
No. 12 · Dame Daxx
William Holden banging Norma Desmond. Be grateful that Billy Wilder couldn’t use ass shots.

Jan 12, 2008 at 3:55 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · SeaFlood
I agree with the “meh”s.

It’s an ass. Not a bad one, but I don’t think it merits it’s own post.

Does Queerty get paid for the mention? That’s be hot.

Jan 12, 2008 at 10:46 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · seitan-on-a-stick
I thought it was Sam Champion. All white guys look the same to me….from behind!

Jan 13, 2008 at 9:31 pm · @Reply ·