Jason Preston Loves His Life
Former rent boy and forever flamer Jason Preston‘s up in HX this week. In addition to celebrating his sober life, Preston dishes the dirt about his relationship with designer, Marc Jacobs, including those engagement rumors:
HX: So are you guys really engaged?
JP: Hmm. [Long pause] Okay, I’ll just tell you how it went down. We always say crazy retarded things, but a couple of weeks ago he came back from shopping, looked at me and said, “You promise to love me and be with me forever?” I said, “Yes.” And then he gave me the ring.
HX: A Cartier band, right?
JP: Yes, and it’s fierce. It’s exactly what I’d want if I ever got married to anybody…
Don’t you guys just love when people get everything they want? It makes you feel all warm and tingly. Oh, no, that’s our brain cells dying. Maybe it’s contagious.
The HX fagalas also snagged an interview with Jaslene, the chick who won America’s Next Top Model. It’s a fashion weak week explosion!
She just loves that Iron Maiden shirt. Isn’t she wearing it in the “we are back together” e-mail?
Marc Jacobs tat on his forearm, Miriah tat on his gut; what’s with this moron and really dumb ink? He should get a tattoo on his forehead that reads, “This Space For Rent.”
Are you engaged? Like, I don’t know! He gave me this ring and it’s fierce and he made me promise to love him forever, but he’s always saying retarded things like that!
Trophy boys are to be seen, not heard.
Ha. Boy is a bear (err, twink) of very little brain.
Damn, I think my brain cells just expired reading that interview.
He’d be cute if he kept his mouth shut. And he didn’t have “Mariah” tatooed across his paunch.