
Want to see Oscar winning Javier Bardem's wiener?
If you answered, "yes," we suggest you dive into that there jump, but don't blame us if shrinkage ruins your fantasies…



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Fantasy in tact !!!!
Sorry, Maveric69, but he doesn't look intact to me 8^)
*licks lips* I have to agree with Maverick there…
That's him. My future ex.
get a better look (it's probably fluffed) in Jamon Jamon. He's about 18 and one look and you think, "There must be a god"
It so happens that my peter can grow about fourfold in one direction and three in the other when it feels there's a hot hunk around. Moreover, it would shrink to half as big its soft-state size if I were swimming in cold water. So, don't pull the plug before the toast pops out…and up!
There's also this:
http://www.facets.org/Images/goldenballs.jpg
http://bp0.blogger.com/_36qBV_.....bardem.JPG
It looks like a normal sized dick to me; eminently suckable, too.
Nope, it didnt ruin my fantasy, it turned it into an obsession!!
i want him so bad!!
To hear straight men and women poke fun at a flacid cock is annoying enough, but gay guys who know better need to drop the pretense and STFU. Enough is enough. My long and sordid history has taught me 2 things…
1) superhuge hard cocks are often very tiny when soft and vice versa.
2) Cock size has absolutely no correlation with hands, fingers, feet, height, nose, shoulder width, face length etc…
In fact the single biggest cock I ever had the pleasure to mount was on a skinny 25 yr old who stood only 5'6" and wore a size 8 1/2 shoe… I had to put away the KY and pull out the crisco just to get it inside.
And as for my 6'4" boyfriend… well to be kind, he's got a great personality and a nice face… 2 out of three ain't bad.
Javier looks good.
Since I've only seen a few cocks IRL, thanks for the info, Christian.
Absolutely agree with Christian. My best friend in college was 5'6" and very petite and packed a 9+ cock. So you never know…….
I'd slam it! Oh yeah I'd slam it hard!!!!
Still in love with the man, now I have something to really drool over!!!
Thanks
Javier needs to bring his fine ass…and dick over here! Let me work it! Christian is a little preachy but correct. The sweetest man I ever dated was 6'3" with a size 13 shoe and smallest weiner on the planet. But my paramedic partner was 5'5" and had a huge dick and truly knew what to do with it, and not just relied on size for the fun!
I never found Javier all that hot, until now. I had only seen him in one movie + then his recent face-time for "No Country…".
Hot damn. I especially dug the undie shot David H. linked to + the trio of Javier posted above (mostly the center shot where he's doing the sexy squint thing).
javier bardem is a "GREEK GOD"
^
Except that he's Spanish.
Yummmy. This man is FINE… We will definately start featuring him at http://www.gayvolt.com!
Now if I could only see this much of Jeffrey Dean Morgan, I'd be…happy.