Jennifer doesn’t date regular people: If you want to wine and dine Jenny from the Block you have to be B+ list at the very least. Now that she’s single again, La Lopez is free to go on a candlelit dinner with Bradley Cooper at New York’s Per Se. It’s the kind of warm, intimate place where you can really get to know someone after you’ve notified the paparazzi. (Jezebel tells us an average bill there is just under $900.)
Now why are we telling you this, Queerty readers? It’s not like there are persistent gay rumors surrounding Cooper. Or that Lopez’s ex, Marc Anthony, was linked to alleged closet case Jada Pinkett just as her marriage was allegedly imploding. Allegedly.