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“Jerry Maguire” Child Star Jonathan Lipnicki Is All Grown Up, Totally Normal, Totally Hot

Jonathan-Lipnicki-jerry-maguire-hotJonathan Lipnicki, the actor who played five-year old Ray Boyd in Jerry Maguire, is now a 23-year-old mixed martial arts fighter with the kind of eight-pack stomach that looks like a corn maze up close.

He’s also pretty normal, considering the fact that a large number of child stars before him either spun out of control or drowned in their own egos.

Cursed by “child actor” syndrome, he’s fighting back against some common misconceptions in a new video called “You Used To Be Cute”.

“I don’t do drugs!” he insists. “I’ve never done drugs, I’ve never punched out a tourist. I went to public school! I played little league baseball!” “Yeah, guys from prison still send me fan mail, but I’m just a normal white kid from the suburbs!”

Check it out below:

And in case you haven’t seen his stomach [photos courtesy Caliendo Photography]:

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By:           Queerty Editor
On:           Aug 23, 2014
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  • 24 Comments
    • Masc Pride
      Masc Pride

      Nice! Looks a bit like Stephen Dorff now.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
      PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

      I’m guessing “cut.”

      Aug 23, 2014 at 1:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      How tall is he? He looks as short as he did in Jerry McGuire.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 2:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      Not that there’s anything at all wrong with short guys.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • uptownjay
      uptownjay

      My friend Jamie shows up in the weirdest places! Love it!

      Aug 23, 2014 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Horse Lips
      Horse Lips

      Tom Cruise would just LOVE him now.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lykeitiz
      lykeitiz

      Yum!

      Aug 23, 2014 at 7:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BECQueerty
      BECQueerty

      Geez, that wrestling pose with they other guy all snug up in his crotch… wow.

      Aug 23, 2014 at 8:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy
      Sweet Boy

      Cute….the tat no so much, though

      Aug 24, 2014 at 1:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JaredNorthcutt30
      JaredNorthcutt30

      Shorter Queerty. Let’s post roided up pictures and then next week clutch our pearls over gay white male body image issues. It’s like watching a dog chase its own tail.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 2:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pistolo
      Pistolo

      Oh so because he’s a career gym rat he’s suddenly hot now? Please.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 3:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      He is so normal that is now obsessed with his body and works in “soft core gay porn” where he can legally beat the hell out of people. He is about as normal as your average WWE star.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 8:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      @JaredNorthcutt30: Dude, those are not roided pictures. His neck is normal sized, and his face doesn’t look like a truck hit. He isn’t even that ripped.. just toned. Are you that ashamed of your own body enough that everyone that might look better must be taking steroids? His job is to work out, and he probably does so four to six hours a day. If we all got paid to work out we would all look better.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Vartan X.
      Vartan X.

      Every time Queerty posts pictures of hot masculine men, all effeminate fairy queens immediately get agitated. Why is that?

      Aug 24, 2014 at 10:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Masc Pride
      Masc Pride

      @Vartan X.: You noticed too? It’s obviously jealousy. Hypocrisy too because they’re usually the same queens that go apeshit if someone says anything that they even remotely construe as anti-fem. Masc-shaming gets a pass, but if you say anything that refers to fems as anything other than the angels and “true heroes of the gay community”, that’s just wrong/homophobic/self-loathing.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mz.sam
      mz.sam

      These photos of Jonathan is a few years old. Saw his debut on stage in a local play last year where he heavily promoted. The guy is around 5’6″, less ripped but much hunkier like a little linebacker and a brief (hetero) frontal nude bedroom scene. Surprised, the dude is hung thick for a short guy! That made my evening but the entire play sucked.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DerekR
      DerekR

      @Masc Pride: Lmao if you were any more pathetically transparent you would be cellophane

      Aug 24, 2014 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lykeitiz
      lykeitiz

      @tdx3fan: I googled and came up empty. Where is this “soft core gay porn” you speak of?

      Aug 24, 2014 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Masc Pride
      Masc Pride

      @DerekR: If you were any more obsessed with me, you’d be Saint Law/Stefanie/Little-Kiwi/DarkZephyr.

      Aug 24, 2014 at 4:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • wakeupscreaming
      wakeupscreaming

      @Vartan X.: Wow, who needs homophobes when you have “Vartan X” on board.

      Aug 25, 2014 at 2:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DerekR
      DerekR

      @wakeupscreaming: Vartan X = Masc Pride

      Aug 25, 2014 at 3:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Masc Pride
      Masc Pride

      wakeupscreaming = DerekR

      Aug 25, 2014 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JaredNorthcutt30
      JaredNorthcutt30

      @tdx3fan Oh that’s right! Anything other than the preconceived notions of a cisgendered white male holds no bearing in the GLBT community. My bad! I suppose I should just fall in line like everybody else and worship your big white dick, right? Be sure to let me know when Queerty rhapsodizes over an overweight brah.

      Aug 25, 2014 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JaredNorthcutt30
      JaredNorthcutt30

      “If we all got paid to work out we would all look better”

      Thank you for proving my point. It’s unrealistic body image expectations propped up by horny adolescent gay white men who haven’t grown up yet.

      Aug 25, 2014 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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