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By: Andrew Belonksy
On: Jun 30, 2008
Tagged: Entertainment, Jesse Brune, Television

17 Comments

No. 1 · fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments
I love hirsute men but I s’pose smooth is okay for some guys.

Jesse is a qt. I used to sport some shots of him modeling a green hoodie + green undies w/ long striped socks as my forum sig on this other site.

Jun 30, 2008 at 6:03 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · hell's kitchen guy
This interview is like watching paint dry.

Jun 30, 2008 at 6:55 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · crazylove
if you thought it was boring when did you continue reading. involuntary reading disorder?

Jun 30, 2008 at 8:54 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · hisurfer · Member · 563 comments
If you read it backwards it’s like watching dry paint get wet.

Jun 30, 2008 at 9:42 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Dan
well, he is cute in aging twink kind of way.

but yeah… beginning to understand why he’s not given much airtime on that bravo show.

Jun 30, 2008 at 10:25 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · troy
Yikes! I guess it only took him one season to figure out why he was
not happy because quite frankly I don’t think he had to reach very far to find out what was wrong. There just does not seem to be a lot of layers to this guy. I feel like I was listening to a interview of a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader or something.

Jul 1, 2008 at 1:49 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · jessebruneisadouchebag
I think it’s funny that he’s the only one wearing a shirt. What a douchebag. Make him go away please.

Jul 1, 2008 at 2:00 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · while my nails are drying
I just went to his web site and played the clip of him on the cooking show. Girlfriend, whoever in the show biz world that shut the door and told him to stay in the closet was obviously deaf, dumb and blind and assumed the rest of the world is as well. Because when I look into my crystal ball and see his future what I see is the next Richard Simmons! Nothing wrong with being a little femme but denial ain’t no river in Egypt!

Jul 1, 2008 at 2:02 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · marcus
He is riding the Nair float and he is dressed like that? That outfit is about as sexy as what my grandfather used to mow the lawn in. I don’t think he necessarily had to wear a bikini or anything but nothing about him would make me want to go out and buy that product.

Jul 1, 2008 at 2:16 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · Troy
I grew up Southern Baptist and I always love it when gays say that their Southern Baptist families love them “no matter what” What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Even if your a murderer or a rapist or a bank robber or gay, we still love you. How nice that they can over look that hideous flaw that the Southern Baptist Religion will tell you any day of the week is sending you straight to hell. Being gay is a fundamental part of who we are and if someone is following a faith that teaches it is evil, and especially one like the Southern Baptist who shout it from the roof tops thenthey are not loving a core, fundamental part of you and Mr. Brune there is no part of you that I can see that is not gay.

Jul 1, 2008 at 3:04 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments
Retract the claws, ladies.

The snarkiness is in overdrive.

Jul 1, 2008 at 4:03 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · crazylove
nah- on some threads it can be counted on to be over the top. There is basically nothing wrong with this guy other than he’s gaining some suceess,a nd these people dissing him aren’t.

Jul 1, 2008 at 10:38 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · Trenton
It’s true that the comments are a touch mordant, but can we agree that the outfit is a true abomination? His Baptist family may practice unconditional love despite his sinful “lifestyle”, but wearing those pants on anything but a golf course is unforgivable.

Jul 1, 2008 at 11:19 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Scooter Bangs · Member · 50 comments
yeah, the guy is classic gay z-list ‘personality’ (household name??? maybe at his mama’s house…)but no reason to hate on his pants. NYC is full of colored madras shorts this year. All you Red State queens will be wearing em next summer. no doubt.

I saw the float at the parade and if it makes any difference, it was met with laughs and derision. it was a tacky highlight bwt the bar floats and other ‘business & services’ floats.

Jul 1, 2008 at 3:29 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · michael
I live in Vancouver where half the population is from all over the world and is about as liberal as it gets in this hemisphere. Nobody wears shorts like that, so to say anyone who does not “get them” is from a red state sounds like something some queen who is stuck in one of those states would say. And yeah, just cause he is successful does not make him the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. From that interview I would say there are a few bulbs that need replacing.

Jul 1, 2008 at 3:58 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · fredo777 · Member · 3010 comments
Don’t be a hater. It is not a good look.

How is any regular member of a popular Bravo show (whom fans know by name + refer to him by it…in their households) “z-list”? He also modeled +, as I said, I saw him doing stuff before he was even on Bravo.

Jul 1, 2008 at 5:55 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · BootsieGee
I think I saw the shorts at Target this past weekend. I actually bought a paid. I wore them on Sunday and my friend mentioned that he was seeing tons of plaid shorts running around lately.

I have always had a mini-boycrush on Jesse and the interview is basically a rehash of what he said in his Instinct interview a few months back. As for the photos, two things: First, those guys on the float look oddly plastic and over oiled, yuk. Second, Jesse you should know better than to wear a T-Shirt like that in the heat, you know you are going to get it all wet with sweat. Next time try a white breathable cotton, loose fitting and unbuttoned, a much better look for you and shows of your sexy naired chest and goes well with the shorts.

Jul 2, 2008 at 8:04 am · @Reply · Flag