POLL — Everyone eats. They’ve got to. But we’ve got a particular fixation on (former?) Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe, whose waxed chest we used to drift off to sleep thinking about. And now? Well, this, which might force you into selecting Option 3.
Photos: Splash News
moo
Sorry, but what is this? News or a bitch?
Darth Paul
@moo: Funny.
Jack
‘Human being caught eating!’
Yup. That’s newsworthy.
hardmannyc
^^^ No, you missed the point. Man with perfectly normal outfit caught eating. When did Queerty become TMZ? Keep it to the gay stuff, there’s enough of that around. We don’t care what people who act for a living do in their private moments.
Woof
@hardmannyc: Well said…here here
Wolf
have to say alot of posts today have been really sort of extreme Non news Fluff. Japh. Lots of filler
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TylerOakley
Halfway over Queerty.
cruiser
Snooze Fest in the making!
Scottie
Are you for real? Let’s have pictures of all the guys in the Queerty offices eating their lunch please. Make sure they are topless so we can see how they compare to Jesse.
DairyQueen
You guys are becoming more superficial everyday. The Blog is becoming very boring. Who gives a shit what or how he is eating. Queerty is becoming hypocritcal. You guys slammed TMZ in another post, but you’re no better than them.
DairyQueen
You guys are becoming more superfical everyday. The Blog is becoming very boring. Who gives a shit what or how he is eating. Queerty is becoming hypocritcal. You guys slammed TMZ in another post, but you’re no better than them.
Miley Crisis
stupid post. not worthy of our eyes.
Smokey Martini
@moo, hardmannyc, and DairyQueen:
I agree. This is turning into a Perez Hilton 2.0.
I recommend 365Gay.com for a hint of what Queerty ONCE was:
RELEVANT gay-related news, and politically-informed entries.
villager
this blog has the content of a high school newspaper.a lot of fluff mixed in with sucky EXCLUSIVE stories.
[Review our Comments Policy.]
hardmannyc
Smokey Martini: Also check out joemygod, gaytopix and the edge sites.
Chris
Japhy you are losing it.
Sir Winston Thriller
News Flash: Dawn Davenport is passing notes, and eating a meatball sandwich! Right out in class!
Slow news day, boys?
getreal
@Jack: LOL!!!!!!!! best laugh of the day so far. Thanks
Darth Paul
This site never claimed to be a pristine, Pulitzer-winning journal. Y’all serious need some cheese w/all that whine, and I think Queerty does a good job of that.
Michael W.
I wish he’d teach today’s Morning Goods how to eat.
ks
1) He looks way better with a little meat on his bones and some hair on his chest.
2) Who the fuck cares?
kevin
I’m eating a chicken parmigan hero right now. It’s way more interesting.
rickp
admittedly crap, but if jessica simpson was caught like this…
Jack
@getreal: Well, one tries. 🙂
But really, guys… ‘Eating may soon lead to other dangerous human activities, such as breathing, experts claim. If this worry trend continues, we may soon see celebrities walking around, or even talking. This is obviously the destructive influence of the left-wing, liberal elite.’
Ya know? I mean…ya know?
Tyler
Gotta love a blog that slanders Gawker’s shallow bitching, then posts this in the same breath. Way to raise the bar.
matt (the other other one)
Wait you guys don’t censor Bill Pardue who posts about decapitating people but you censor people who post the f word I’m confused.
brentbent
You aren’t doing everything the way I would do it, which means you suck! 😉
Keep up the good work and don’t let the haters get you down.
Josh
Leave the guy alone. He’s just eating for crying out loud. When everyone here has perfect bodies, then you can judge others. Get over yourselves.