Jesse Metcalfe Inhales It
 
 

Jesse Metcalfe lunches in Beverly Hills

POLL — Everyone eats. They've got to. But we've got a particular fixation on (former?) Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe, whose waxed chest we used to drift off to sleep thinking about. And now? Well, this, which might force you into selecting Option 3.

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Comments (28)

No. 1 · moo

Sorry, but what is this? News or a bitch?

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 12:39 pm
No. 2 · Darth Paul

@moo: Funny.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 12:53 pm
No. 3 · Jack

'Human being caught eating!'

Yup. That's newsworthy.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm
No. 4 · hardmannyc

^^^ No, you missed the point. Man with perfectly normal outfit caught eating. When did Queerty become TMZ? Keep it to the gay stuff, there's enough of that around. We don't care what people who act for a living do in their private moments.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:15 pm
No. 5 · Woof

@hardmannyc: Well said…here here

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm
No. 6 · Wolf

have to say alot of posts today have been really sort of extreme Non news Fluff. Japh. Lots of filler

Porn Star Michael Lucas Is Known as 'Actor Michael Lucas'
Manhunt is Just Giving The Guys Away
Jake Gyllenhaal Bows His Head in Paparazzi Shame
8 Conservatives We'd Bang

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:19 pm
No. 7 · TylerOakley

Halfway over Queerty.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
No. 8 · cruiser

Snooze Fest in the making!

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
No. 9 · Scottie

Are you for real? Let's have pictures of all the guys in the Queerty offices eating their lunch please. Make sure they are topless so we can see how they compare to Jesse.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:37 pm
No. 10 · DairyQueen

You guys are becoming more superficial everyday. The Blog is becoming very boring. Who gives a shit what or how he is eating. Queerty is becoming hypocritcal. You guys slammed TMZ in another post, but you're no better than them.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:46 pm
No. 11 · DairyQueen

You guys are becoming more superfical everyday. The Blog is becoming very boring. Who gives a shit what or how he is eating. Queerty is becoming hypocritcal. You guys slammed TMZ in another post, but you're no better than them.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm
No. 12 · Miley Crisis

stupid post. not worthy of our eyes.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
No. 13 · Smokey Martini

@moo, hardmannyc, and DairyQueen:

I agree. This is turning into a Perez Hilton 2.0.
I recommend 365Gay.com for a hint of what Queerty ONCE was:
RELEVANT gay-related news, and politically-informed entries.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 2:44 pm
No. 14 · villager

this blog has the content of a high school newspaper.
a lot of fluff mixed in with sucky EXCLUSIVE stories.

[Review our Comments Policy.]

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 2:50 pm
No. 15 · hardmannyc

Smokey Martini: Also check out joemygod, gaytopix and the edge sites.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 2:54 pm
No. 16 · Chris

Japhy you are losing it.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm
No. 17 · Sir Winston Thriller

News Flash: Dawn Davenport is passing notes, and eating a meatball sandwich! Right out in class!

Slow news day, boys?

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm
No. 18 · getreal

@Jack: LOL!!!!!!!! best laugh of the day so far. Thanks

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 3:34 pm
No. 19 · Darth Paul

This site never claimed to be a pristine, Pulitzer-winning journal. Y'all serious need some cheese w/all that whine, and I think Queerty does a good job of that.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 3:46 pm
No. 20 · Michael W.

I wish he'd teach today's Morning Goods how to eat.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 4:09 pm
No. 21 · ks

1) He looks way better with a little meat on his bones and some hair on his chest.

2) Who the fuck cares?

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm
No. 22 · kevin

I'm eating a chicken parmigan hero right now. It's way more interesting.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm
No. 23 · rickp

admittedly crap, but if jessica simpson was caught like this…

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm
No. 24 · Jack

@getreal: Well, one tries. :)

But really, guys… 'Eating may soon lead to other dangerous human activities, such as breathing, experts claim. If this worry trend continues, we may soon see celebrities walking around, or even talking. This is obviously the destructive influence of the left-wing, liberal elite.'

Ya know? I mean…ya know?

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
No. 25 · Tyler

Gotta love a blog that slanders Gawker's shallow bitching, then posts this in the same breath. Way to raise the bar.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm
No. 26 · matt (the other other one)

Wait you guys don't censor Bill Pardue who posts about decapitating people but you censor people who post the f word I'm confused.

Posted: Feb 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm
No. 27 · brentbent

You aren't doing everything the way I would do it, which means you suck! ;)

Keep up the good work and don't let the haters get you down.

Posted: Feb 10, 2009 at 6:52 pm
No. 28 · Josh

Leave the guy alone. He's just eating for crying out loud. When everyone here has perfect bodies, then you can judge others. Get over yourselves.

Posted: Feb 11, 2009 at 6:45 am
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