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No. 1 · M

Hotness! Madge doing what Madge does best…looking flawless, pushing people’s buttons, doing sexy men and having everyone talking about it! LEGEND!!!

Feb 9, 2009 at 11:50 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · kevin

she’s just about two procedures from becoming Michael Jackson. Madge! STOP THE PLASTIC SURGERY YOU ARE SCARING US!!!!!

Feb 9, 2009 at 11:59 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · blake

@kevin:

Are you serious? Madonna looks great:

http://www.queerty.com/jesus-m.....onna_12_h/

http://www.queerty.com/jesus-m.....onna_04_h/

If anything, it looks like Madonna has used some kind of filler to restore fullness in her face lost to age-related decrease in facial fat. She looks incredible. These are the best pictures I’ve seen of her in ages.

Compare those photos with the ones in this article:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvs.....train.html

Feb 9, 2009 at 12:19 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · moo

@blake: but in 12, she looks like she’s going to sneeze.

Feb 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 5 · moo

@moo: Second row, second picture, I meant, obviously.

Feb 9, 2009 at 12:50 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 6 · Darth Paul

Lame. It might be ok if that crone wasn’t in it.

Feb 9, 2009 at 12:56 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 7 · Matt

In the pic where madonna and jesus are kissing reminds me of in X-men when Rogue kissed that boy and sucked the life out of him and put him in a coma.

Feb 9, 2009 at 1:21 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 8 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

Cue the ageist, misogynist, and sexist comments from insecure gay men. Absolutely not surprised that the worst comments i’ve read have been on gay blogs.

Madonna looks incredible in these images, and I love that each one is telling a story. Jesus and the other boys look amazingly sexy, and I hope she is screwing him. It’s another big fuck you to everyone who believes any woman older than Lindsay Lohan should just crawl away and die.

Thank God for Madonna!….I know Jesus does.

Feb 9, 2009 at 1:39 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 9 · RJKHI

It’s Catherine Deneuve in The Hunger . . . Jesus better watch his neck.

Feb 9, 2009 at 1:56 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 10 · Me

“pushing buttons”? What buttons? This is a cunt hair away from being on the Disney channel – especially with Skanky Cyrus on there. It’s been done before – and by her! What’s pushing buttons? Half nekked men? Did it. Powerful woman fucks like men? Did it. This used to be a visionary, cutting edge woman who brought underground sounds to the mainstream. What does she do now? She produces an album with Timbaland after everybody and Duran Duran have already had a go.

Feb 9, 2009 at 2:35 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 11 · Shamrock70 · Member · 2 comments

I think it’s great that she is teaching her daughter that it is OK to be and obvious wanton slut!! Hahahahaha.

Feb 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 12 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

@Me:

She certainly pushed your buttons!

Your issues with her seem to revolve around her not doing what YOU want her to do. Get over it. Madonna is her own woman, and follows her own path, that’s been working quite successfully for her.

Hard Candy was the 6th best selling album of 2008: FACT
The S&S tour was the highest grossing tour by a solo performer EVER: FACT
The second leg of the tour which kicks off in europe this summer is already selling out in minutes. FACT

Those are a few of the things Madonna has been doing since her 50th birthday last august. What have you done lately besides bitch about her choices on a blog??

Feb 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 13 · M

Calm down, me. She apparently hasn’t pushed YOUR buttons, right?! Take a chill pill…and get your facts straight about Madge and her endeavors, including the “Hard Candy” album. Fact is, HC has sold better than Mariah and Janet’s latest endeavors. And she is about to embark on S&S part II, furthering the grosses of the BEST SELLING CONCERT TOUR OF ALL TIME by a female. Say what you will about your particular liking of her latest producer choices, but Madge is (still)on top and laughing all the way to the bank.

BTW- I second “Me”‘s comments. He bitchslapped your ass!

Feb 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 14 · walt zipprian

@afrolito:

So anyone who doesn’t grovel at the feet of Louise is an ageist mysogonist?

Please.

Maybe we’re just tired of looking at whores. Old whores.

Feb 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 15 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

@walt zipprian:

Old whore??

That sure sounds like the comment of an ageist, misogynist, and sexist moron to me.

Thanks for proving my points.

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No. 16 · walt zipprian

That’s maroon to you afro lite.

Feb 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 17 · REBELComx

Telling me that after these untouched images (http://www.popeater.com/music/.....mos/311860) were releases, she looks THAT good already? If she was anymore Photoshopped, she might as well be fully CGI.

Feb 9, 2009 at 3:54 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 18 · kevin [Different person #1 using similar name]

Madonna’s now officially a MILF. God, how the time flies….

Feb 9, 2009 at 4:05 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 19 · dgz · Member · 704 comments

she may be “old,” she may be a “whore”… she’s still on my playlist.

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No. 20 · ChicagoJimmy

“Old” is a matter of perspective.

“Whore” is what we all liked about Madonna to begin with.

Always loved her, always will.

Feb 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 21 · ptrfortune

never mind Madonna, now that she’s finally fucking Jesus over… she’s as close as to God as ever… BTW where is Jesus’s doodle??? the guy has no package whatsoever.

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No. 22 · Michael W.

Why fuck him when she’s already got Alex Rodriguez?

A-Rod > Jesus

Feb 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 23 · mb00

@blake: I was thinking the same thing. She’s not looking as gaunt as she was a short while back. Even in the Louis Vuitton adds, her face looks allot more fuller, kinda like when she was in her 30′s.
I think she looks great too.
And yeah, so what if she’s had some work done. If she’d had let herself go, we’d all be asking her to iron out the creases.
I also think she’s pretty touched up as well tough, but who isn’t these days, right?

Feb 9, 2009 at 6:51 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 24 · vincent

Wig, sunglasses and photoshop !
It looks like Kate Moss on the frontcover !

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No. 25 · alan brickman

no wonder why she kept him around..go cougar!!

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No. 26 · alan brickman

he looks good…madonna the “female gore vidal”…

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No. 27 · gavin

I think it’s kinda funny how Madonna is doing what some very bitter women would love to do–especially post-divorce. How many women, at 50 no less, actually get away with this kind of thing? Most women at 50 are washed up, flabby, and asexual with chin hair, and have to stand by in pain as their ex-husbands capitalize on the fun that only new pussy provides. But not Madonna; she always manages to turn the tables but good. She is like a man, but better, and that’s why I totally love her.

Feb 10, 2009 at 7:40 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 28 · Confessions and Lies

I hear people say she looks fantastic in these photos. I think she looks like a 50 yo rich bitch who just bought her new pet, this hot 20-something yo boy. These photos are hot because model Jesus is HOOOT!

Madonna looks like Monica Vitti (please google this), obvious inspiration. The bleached blond wig reminds me of Betty Whites’s hair in the Golden Girls and honestly the concept is old. Madonna, are you out of ideas?

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No. 29 · alan brickman

Madonna made it ok for women and some men to flaunt their sexuality….stop being so jealous!!…

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No. 30 · Me

@M:

Big difference between quantity and quality, which is of course something that tasteless mall rats have no clue about. FYI, we don’t all worship her as the grand fag hag on high, which is I suspect where your collective “chills” are coming from. Don’t say a bad word about Madge, she’s our god!!!

Feb 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 31 · BrianZ · Member · 316 comments

Tired and played.

This was hot, say, circa True Blue, but in 2009? Love all ya breatheless queers jumping to her defense but I can’t join you. There is nothing even moderately interesting in rehashing your own bullshit.

Great exposure for Jesus though, really. Pun intended.

Feb 10, 2009 at 6:04 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 32 · JP

They would be so much better without the airbrushing tool.

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No. 33 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

@BrianZ:

Really? When did Madonna pose provocatively with hot brazilian male models half her age during the True Blue era? How can she rehash something she never did before??

She was in her 20′s then dumbass, which proves my point that people like you are just uncomfortable seeing a woman of 50 owning her sexuality. That’s your problem, not hers.

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No. 34 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

@JP:

The airbrushing tool (photoshop for dummies) is used on every star and model, in every fashion spread, in every magazine.

Or are you one of those stupid people that believes stars in their 20′s don’t get photoshopped?

Feb 10, 2009 at 11:03 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 35 · michael

Is this what gay boys that grow up in slums and trailer parks fantasize about, having Madonna as their mommie? There are a lot of classless low rent people in the world,
probably the vast majority of it is and those are the people that love her and have made her famous. She is an illusion and if you knew anything of the world she tries to imitate you would see what a bad one she is.

Feb 11, 2009 at 12:59 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 36 · sparkle obama

…really?
…really, marys?

…i can’t believe you cranky, little debbie snackin cake low-heeled pump-wearin churchwomen are having the same tired little conversation you all were having back in ’86!

jealous, would-be whores :
“YOU KNOW NOTHING!”
(see royce, youtube)

face it, blanche –
madonna is On Top & fairly turning it, 26 years later!
bitches r gagging
& THEY CANNOT TAKE IT!

Feb 11, 2009 at 3:45 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 37 · M Swan

In a new press release issued yesterday, Live Nation celebrates the success of Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet Tour that had dates in London, Manchester, Werchter, Oslo, Helsinki and Gothenburg sold out and extra shows added in London and Manchester.

Already the biggest grossing tour in history for a solo artist, Madonna’s “Sticky & Sweet Tour” is once again set to be the sweet success story of the summer. Ticket sales for the 2009 leg of Madonna’s phenomenally successful “Sticky & Sweet Tour” went on sale this weekend and tour promoters Live Nation have already reported immediate sell-outs.

In London and Manchester where tickets sold out in minutes on Friday, second shows have now been confirmed for July 5th in London and July 8th in Manchester, marking Madonna’s final UK dates in 2009. On Saturday, having never previously performed in Belgium, over 70,000 tickets were sold for the Werchter Festivalpark concert, making it an incredible one-day sell-out event.

This morning, tickets in Oslo sold out as quickly as they could be processed and disappeared in under 30 minutes. In Helsinki, Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet August 6th performance (76,000 tickets sold), will be the biggest show by one artist ever organized in Finland. Gothenburg’s performance was also an immediate sell-out with over 55,000 tickets sold in two hours.

In 2008, the “Sticky & Sweet Tour” was seen by 2,350,285 fans in 58 cities. With record breaking ticket sales everywhere, including 650,000 tickets sold in her series of South American dates, 72,000 tickets at Zurich’s Dubendorf Airfield – the largest audience ever assembled for a show in Switzerland, 75,000 tickets in London and four sell outs in New York’s Madison Square Garden (60,364 tickets).

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No. 38 · moo

@M Swan: Oh, I see what you’re doing here. You’re suggesting that because something is popular, it must be good.

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No. 39 · michael

If Madonna is a whore then I would have to say that she certainly is a picky one and most whores I know are called that because they would fuck anything. My God, look at this guy, who wouldn’t fuck him? I am 47 and if I could get guys like this I would never leave the house. But since thats rare at this stage of the game, but my standards are still way above my means, you might mistake me for a middle aged prude. I say go girl and enjoy the banquet!

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No. 40 · dazed

Madonna’s a kaleidoscope, always the same, always different… always intriguing. I think commentary no1 by M. here.. says it all.

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No. 41 · mikeandrewsdantescove · Member · 344 comments

Jesus is a complete stud. He could do better than Madonna. Go for another man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxEopoTP4X8

Mike Andrews
Sex @ Itunes

Feb 12, 2009 at 1:08 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 42 · Aaron, M

Ok so Madge is having a great tour and she is photographed with a 23 year old stud (who was well paid to suck face with granny)
its just another way to keep her name in the papers and sell a few more (over priced tickets) As for being gay friendly thats
cool. But face it It has always been about Money & Power. Thats the facts.

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No. 43 · michael

Its funny how Jesus sorta looks like that photo of her nasty, ungroomed twat that just sold at auction. Or a better looking version of Prince.

Feb 14, 2009 at 11:34 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 44 · hairybutt

there’s nothing special or pushing about these photos, she’s and old cunt if she really wanna prove something why can she try to be a good mom, proving to the world that with millions of dollars and such fame and succes she had/has, she doesn’t need a herd of nannies to raise her children. i thought she was always bragging about that she didn’t have a mom and about her father bla bla

and why is this all about the old cunt? noone mentions the name on the photographer who come up with the concept and casted the hotties…?

why all the vadge fan thinks it’s all vadge’s magic…get real she has nothing to do with the photos, ot the story, or the hotttie…poor guy must have induced vomiting after the monster kissed him

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No. 45 · drew

I think it’s her Patsy Stone period…but then I loved that bitch too!

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No. 46 · hairybutt

i can’t picture patsy doing joga or drinking blessed water….health health health darling…!

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