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Jimmy Kimmel Presents “The Collected Wisdom Of Pat Robertson” In Hilarious Video

245-year-old Pat Robertson has built a career out of spewing hateful nonsense while hosting the Christian-focused television show The 700 Club.

In the past, the prehistoric televangelist has said a person can catch AIDS from used gym towels, claimed gay people and “awful-looking women” alike are ruining marriage, and pined for a “vomit” button of Facebook, among countless other things.

Now, Jimmy Kimmel has compiled some of Robertson’s greatest pearls of wisdom all in one video.

“Tonight we study the long-time teachings of the host of The 700 Club who’s thoughts we’ve been filing away for months now,” Kimmel says.

Without any further ado, here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgfZDueU6Tc#t=75

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