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Jizz On The Rocks: Introducing Semen-Infused Cocktails

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By:           Damien Basile
On:           Oct 22, 2013
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  • 17 Comments
    • denvermtnbiker
      denvermtnbiker

      Ha! Only if one is in a committed, monogamous relationship with the bartender… :-)

      Oct 22, 2013 at 9:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      Well after a guy blows in your mouth, vodka rinse sounds like a better plan than mouthwash.

      Oct 22, 2013 at 9:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      @QJ201: A dude blows in my mouth he is likely to get punched. I am pretty GGG, but I draw the line at exchanging body fluids.

      Oct 22, 2013 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • damienbasile
      damienbasile

      @QJ201: I’m sure Ke$ha would approve ;)

      Oct 22, 2013 at 10:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dragonboi
      dragonboi

      @damienbasile: LOL

      Oct 22, 2013 at 11:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • barkomatic
      barkomatic

      I’d say the bartender would only be able to make a few of these drinks before running out of the key ingredient. lol

      Oct 22, 2013 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Goforit
      Goforit

      Why would anyone want to ruin a perfectly good drink with alcohol?

      Oct 22, 2013 at 12:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tazz602
      tazz602

      Well, if your bartender runs out of the ingredient for 30-45 minutes, then you can always try a restaurant – http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041/ref=pd_bxgy_b_text_y

      Oct 22, 2013 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tardis
      tardis

      That’s so gross.

      Oct 22, 2013 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      Wouldn’t “semenology” be the study of semen? Not sure what that has to do with jizzing in a martini glass (with a martini in it).

      Oct 22, 2013 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      @yaoming:

      I’ve heard the term “mixologist” which a term for bartender, so I’m sure mixology is the term for bartending and semenology would be a play on that term

      Oct 22, 2013 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • desert2som
      desert2som

      Damn! Just when I thought that they’d never be able to top bacon-infused drinks….

      Oct 22, 2013 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BritAus
      BritAus

      I feel sorry for Scribe38.

      Oct 22, 2013 at 9:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BritAus
      BritAus

      That’s the best part.
      ;-)

      Oct 22, 2013 at 9:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DeLotusAngels
      DeLotusAngels

      That would be one tasty drink ;-)

      Oct 22, 2013 at 9:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bledoutcolor
      bledoutcolor

      This isjust so unsanitary and gross. I dont drink alcohol, but then i wouldnt drink random mens semen either. I mean i love semen as much as the next gay, but who it comes from (and whether or not it is mixed in a everage or foodstuff i would be consuming) can be a huge factor in whether i want said jizz in my mouth -.-

      Oct 23, 2013 at 11:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      @Scribe38: Wait, so you don’t French kiss?

      Oct 25, 2013 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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