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Joe Rogan And His Stupid ‘Faggot’ Twitter Feud Over Ultimate Fighting Championship

Joe Rogan has a problem with The Gays. Or at least he has a problem when invoking them in public, like he did during his Ultimate Fighting Championship commentary, getting into a fight with Brazilian journalist Tomas Rios over something so dumb I couldn’t even finish the article (really, it is that stupid), but which included Rogan calling him a “faggot.” On Twitter. “You wanted my attention, f**got? You got it,” he wrote. Because really, what UFC needs right now is another machismo-fueled fuck throwing around the F-word.

Rogan posted this “apology,” which misses the whole point, and cements his status as a douchebag. I think it’s time to send in Daniel Puder.

I apologize for my use of the word “fa*got.” I enjoy that word immensely, and although I do not intend for its use to be interpreted as a negative term for homosexuals, but rather as I’ve always used it to imply that a person is weak and pathetic, which I believe Rios to be. I understand that in this ultra-sensitive, politically correct world we live in one must be careful of the words they choose, for in choosing the wrong one you can give your adversary a new angle of distraction, as I see Rios is concentrating on that now instead of owning up to the fact that he has no f*cking idea what the proper terminology of the kick he criticized me of describing was.

What’s really important is not a hot button insult word, or a disagreement on terms used to describe techniques, but rather completely incompetent reporters masquerading as martial arts experts. Rios is a negative a**hole that consistently insults fighters and produces fight breakdowns that resemble what I would expect from an angry failure with no friends who has spent too much time alone with a thesaurus trying to convince people that he’s clever.

I have sat back and watched this shit-head spout out his horrible, disrespectful nonsense for a long time, and was truly happy when he was fired by sherdog, and absolutely perplexed when I found out that Fighters Only Magazine is actually giving him actual real money for the bulls*it he’s trying to pass off as journalism.
Fighters Only is one of the very best magazines in the sport, and as per my correspondence with them I’m delighted that I’m not the only one that thinks he’s an a**hat and a terrible journalist.

When I saw that he had opened his dumb trap about me I welcomed the opportunity to shut him up.

As for my use of the offensive word “f**got” please accept my apologies and replace it with “c**k-sucker.”

Thank you, and good day.