John C. Reilly Accidentally Walked Into a Gay Pee Party

John C. Reilly is awesome. But sometimes he gets drunk and has trouble making judgment calls. Like the time he was 18 , found himself stumbling in front of a gay bar on Halloween, realized he was the missing member of a group Village People costume, and surreptitiously found himself in the middle of an outdoor urine party.

If you watch the clip of his new film Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant, we’re not sure which situation we’d rather avoid: Getting peed on in an alleyway, of sitting through this one.