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John Mayer Makes Us Sick, Confused

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John Mayer ensured himself some press this week by donning a Borat-style bathing suit. We’re sooooo glad we’re not A/B-list singer/songwriter douche bags like Mayer.
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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Feb 5, 2008
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  • 14 Comments
    • GranDiva
      GranDiva

      The least he could do is get a Brazilian before he puts that on.

      Oh, and show some ass to the camera.

      Feb 5, 2008 at 7:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blayne
      blayne

      Better than I would have expected. I’ll second the waxing idea if you are going to be showing it off.

      Feb 5, 2008 at 7:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dick
      Dick

      The butt shot
      http://tinyurl.com/3c38c5

      Feb 5, 2008 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HL
      HL

      I love John’s sense of humor. He is walking around in this on his own cruise.

      Feb 5, 2008 at 8:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeffred
      Jeffred

      I’m sorry, but his body is not a wonderland…

      Feb 5, 2008 at 9:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tyler
      Tyler

      I don’t think he was serious about that suit, I think he was having a sense of humor. Either way, dude needs to eat a sandwich or 2 or 3

      Feb 6, 2008 at 2:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch Republic
      Bitch Republic

      YUCK!

      http://www.BitchRepublic.net

      Feb 6, 2008 at 3:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SeaFlood
      SeaFlood

      I’m kinda feelin’ him.

      Feb 6, 2008 at 3:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ProfessorVP
      ProfessorVP

      Photoshopped?

      Feb 6, 2008 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pc
      pc

      ha ha. i don’t think he’s hot nor do i like his music, but dude’s got a wicked sense of humor.

      Feb 6, 2008 at 10:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wolfie
      Wolfie

      Eh…..why does QUEERTY call him a “douchebag”?

      Feb 6, 2008 at 11:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • spiffy
      spiffy

      I first saw this on OMG, and I’m still disgusted with myself that I still kinda want to hit that.

      Feb 6, 2008 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • timr9
      timr9

      You missed his ass shot. Check it out on bgay.com. pretty nice.

      A little shave and he’s ready for Playgirl.
      As i recall that’s reccommended reading from John.

      Feb 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JohnRobertsLovesyou
      JohnRobertsLovesyou

      I’d hit it

      Feb 6, 2008 at 7:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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