Boys better watch their backs – and mouths – if they plan on getting soused at a John Mayer concert.
The cringe-inducing crooner blogged out about underage drinking at a recent show, telling fans he's got some sloppy plans for sloppy drunks.
If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you've been tea bagged by one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people of 2007.
We've got the sneaking suspicion you'd like it, Mayer.
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[...] John Mayer tea Bags His Passed-Out-Drunk Friends [...]
who doesn't?
Two things:
1) Wouldn't you need to get that drunk just to sit through a John Mayer concert?
2) Why was he named one of Time Magazine’s 100 most influential people?? Whom does he influence? Wait…. teabaggers. That's who.
don't underestimate the susceptibility of teabaggers to be influenced by white blues musicians, especially when drunk.