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Johnny Weir Is Ready For Bikini Season

The gay swan of ice skating, Johnny Weir would like you to know that he has freshly-shorn balls, a crotch as smooth as a smurf, and is wearing no underwear today. He may not wear underwear tomorrow either. After all, it just slows him down. Throw those undies this way, Johnny! Mmmm… manky man-panties.

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Jun 1, 2011
Tagged: Johnny Weir, Underwear

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No. 1 · Jeff J
Gag

Jun 1, 2011 at 9:07 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · Jasun
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Jun 1, 2011 at 9:39 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · Inspector X
Twitter, tool of social revolution and TMI.

Thanks internet!

P.S. “Smooth as a smurf”, good one Queerty.

Jun 1, 2011 at 10:46 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · ashton cruz
I had no idea you could free ball with a vagina. LOL JK Johnny . Still, ew.

Jun 1, 2011 at 11:50 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments
In that dreadful blonde Johnny looks like the late Edith Head.

Jun 1, 2011 at 12:03 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · DarSco · Member · 9 comments
i’d bang him

Jun 1, 2011 at 1:41 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · valentine ghost
i like him, he just doesn’t g.a.f.

Jun 1, 2011 at 8:54 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · alan brickman
Gross!

Jun 2, 2011 at 12:08 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Jeffree
Count on Johnny to sport a fur-kini: a leopard pelt over his bald nuggets will cause us Kinsey 6 men to pray to random gods to become a little more bi.

Jun 2, 2011 at 12:47 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · divkid
are there any major arteries around the the ball sack area…

um, just interested, generally….implying nothing — NOTHING. AT. ALL.

Jun 2, 2011 at 3:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · Jeffree
@divkid: lol, if Johnny doesn’t opt for the sealskin bikini, we can expect feathers & mirrored bits of glass to be featured on his spee-dough. Neither will hold up to the waves & salt of the sea, so he won’t be swimming much.

Most likely scenario is a seagull flashmob descending on him to get at the shiny pretty things & to reclaim the remains of their their dead relatives !

Jun 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm · @Reply · Flag