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Bluefly’s publicist only sent us 11 emails about ice cadet Johnny Weir’s upcoming appearance on Closet Confessions, their marketing webisode series where persons of a certain degree of fame take you inside the place where their wares are stored. Today it debuted, giving you the chance to make a lot of “closet” jokes.
We already know Weir has faced off against PETA in the past, and caved. So either they’re coming after him, or Louis XIV, who wants his bed back.
Doodles
There truly are no words. maybe just….wow
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
@Doodles: I do you on paper a lot :-p
I love Johnny qWeir and his FU attitute…………
Clint
I wouldn’t call a fur tree a swirl of happiness. Gross.
JoeB
It’s true, you can never have enough hats, gloves and shoes.
Wayne
First, I really like Johnny; he is very talented, he is funny, comes off like a really nice person in his interviews and public appearances. That said, the YouTube song-link below could very well be his theme song for his next skating routine!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=457N1m4oUZw
Black B.
What’s with the teensy bed?
Justin
“I don’t do drag.”
— Honey, you don’t need to.
Jadis
Yo dawg, I heard you like closets so I put a closet in your closet so you can hide while you hide.
Dollie
Johnny… Johnny, Johnny!! You make me so sad!! Wearing extra terrestrial-inspired coats to the grocery store? How fucking fabulous and creative!! Pointy, shiny shoes? YES!! Lace bows with rhinestones? Delicious! Fur headphones, pillows, and skirts? No, no, no! A rack of rainbow color-coated leather bags? Not feeling it. You’re too pretty to have such ugly interests!
Evan
I…have no words. What do you even say to that?
Mercy
He does his own thing and says FU to anyone who doesn’t agree. That’s his perogative.
john
Johnny better get a quick divorce from his new “EXCESS” life style and silly fashion spending & put his hard earned bucks into some solid investment opportunities that will provide income for a comfortable life for the rest of his days, or he will be finding himself bankrupt, poor, and living back in Pennsy with his finger up his ass wondering just what happened to it all !!!
Pira
Why does everybody think he needs to come out? He was wearing make-up, a fur coat, and showing off his Louis Vuitton bags, I don’t think it gets much more out than that.
Also, am I the only one here who wants to do him?
Bob
He has small feet, he admits. What that old saying “small feet, small….”.
God bless all those poor dead animals that this idiot needs to make himself feel good!
Greg Theron
He’s disgusting. And the FUR is even more disgusting.
Greg Theron
And fuck him for having those Louis Vuitton Bindi sunglasses. I have been looking for those ALL my life.
jeffree
I can’t criticize Weir too much, because my shoes are made of leather, I eat the occasional egg-based omelette or a BBQ’d spare rib & have leather 501s. That said, where there are alternatives to fur, then fine, use them.
As long as LGB’s face empyloment discrimination [I sure do] or meet with barriers to marriage or adoption, my *own* focus is on humans, not animals.
@Jadis : Where have u been? I miss you !
We did have some gr8 discussions & you taught me a lot……