Jonathan Plummer's 'Novel' Courts Scandal
Trashy Tell All Never Should Have Been Published
 
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Plummer says wrote this fluff with the most altruistic intentions: "I wanted to explore my coming out process and I wanted to write something that would encourage compassion and understanding." Growing up in Jamaica, Plummer says, he didn’t have any gay role models. Or any gays at all, for Jamaica’s one of the most homophobic places on earth. Plummer hopes that his book will open the door for gays just like him:

For my generation, this is definitely what we need, because there's not much things out there that you can really explore about their sexual identity. People who are struggling with their curiosity, basically…We definitely need to bring more awareness and compassion to the whole situation, the lifestyle.

Plummer also describes Balancing Act as “fiction with purpose”. Perhaps he meant “purposes”.
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There’s no doubt in our collective mind that Plummer wrote this book to extend his already spent fifteen minutes. Wait – we take that back. Ghost writer Karen Hunter wrote this book to extend Plummer’s already spent fifteen minutes.

According to Plummer, he and Hunter came up with the idea and pitched it to Simon and Schuster, who are apparently desperate for a high profile book. No doubt it sounded like a stellar idea: Plummer had the scandal, Hunter can string words together. The girl even won a Pulitzer for collaborative news work in 1999! That prize should be taken away, because even Hunter’s journalistic background couldn’t save this book.

For example, the reader's told about how a youthful Tasha admired Alek Wek. That would mean Aek Wek walked the runways in the 1970s, which makes no sense because the stunning model didn’t emerge until the 1990s. When asked to explain this discrepancy, Plummer laughed,

You know, it's fiction, that's why things are, you know, embellished just a little bit and exaggerated. With Alek, we decided to just come forth and be more creative with it… It's fiction, so a lot of things are made up.

The absurdity doesn't stop there. The book name drops with distracting ease and spends a bulk of text describing Jonathan – oh, we mean, Justin's – ridiculously large penis and taste for semen.

One particularly juicy scene laughably reads,

The taste of another's penis filled Justin with insatiable hunger… Justin tasted the strange come or the first time and it was sweet, like nectar. He lapped up every bit and wanted more.

What would Plummer's mother say!? "It's a definitely an eye opener for her to read, especially because it's fiction, she can definitely just have fun with it, basically." Plummer must be speaking in code, because that makes no sense to us. Nor do his pleas that he just wants to educate people. Plummer's already faced one scandal, surely he knew to expect another one – or more.

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Comments (19)

No. 1 · ProfessorVP

Terry McMillan isn't the only highly intelligent artist who lacks plain old common sense, and is vulnerable. I say don't contribute one nickel to Jonathan Plummer, and that goes for his brother Liquid, too.

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 6:14 pm
No. 2 · Maelan Magazine

Maelan Magazine and VIP Talk Radio had an interview with Jonathan Plummer on October 6, 2007. Jonathan didn't not fullfill is obligation and reclined the interiew indirectly through another party. Maelan Magazine's publisher and associates spent numerous days and hours promoting Jonathan and his book. It was an unpaid experience!

Posted: Oct 10, 2007 at 11:30 pm
No. 3 · ger

How do you 'recline' an interview?

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:41 am
No. 4 · Shawn

OMG, that "nectar" passage. If they're going for comedy, mission accomplished!

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 3:14 am
No. 5 · Vanessa Lake

My article, "The Mismanagement of Jonathan Plummer" was scrapped from Nathan Seven Scott's website and really should not have been reproduced here. It was pulled due to inaccuracies furnished to me . I apologize to the Plummers whom I never met. You will be approached by a lot of fraudsters. Pray and use your discernment and you'll be alright.

Regarding Balancing Act, it's a good first fiction! Give us some more…

Love,
Vanessa Lake

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 4:19 am
No. 6 · wyatt

My lengthy expose on Jonathan Plummer and his book "Balancing Act", and my companion editorial on the controversy between Mr. Plummer and
Mr. Russ, will soon appear on Imperious Entertainment and other news/entertainment sites.
I can tell you now that this Queerty article is pretty much on "the money" where the controversy is concerned. In the editorial, amongst other topics, I will discuss what it takes to sell a gay novel these days, and that Mr. Plummer made several missteps regarding this. "Balancing Act" deserves better.

Wyatt O'Brian Evans, journalist/entertainer and author of the upcoming novel gay/ethnic/erotica), "Nothing Can Tear Us Apart."

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:18 pm
No. 7 · Jeff NYC

What a nasty hatchet piece! YOU'RE the one with the overwrought purple prose here, Queerty.

It's just a book, fer chrissake. How can you take it so seriously?

Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:40 pm
No. 8 · Maelan Magazine

declined–hope U FEEL BETTER.

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 1:57 am
No. 9 · Shawanda

Let’s get a few things straight–err– I mean clear.

1) Balancing act was “ghost written” by Karen Hunter. Ms. Hunter writes books for people who cannot write books on their own. Listen to Jonathan Plummer speak, he is inarticulate, and often bursts into girlish giggles.

2) Jonathan Plummer is pushing 35 and is merely an out of work dog-groomer and sometimes hair stylist. He is not handsome enough to model, even though he portays himself– err– I mean “Justin” as a male supermodel. There has never been a male super model. Certainly if there existed a male supermodel he would be handsome. Not just sort if cute in an effiminate sort of way.

3) Do you ever see pictures of Jonathan’s cousin, Mark Plummer??? Well, he is short, obese, wears glasses, and has a receding hairline. Once could easily call him gnome-like. And if you think Jonathan sounds girlish, listen to Mark speak.

4) The book has officially bombed. Tanked. Died. No one is buying it. Not African-Americans, not gays, or as Jonathan might say “Not nobody”.

5) As for Jonathan and Mark Plummer’s “fame”, here is a typical conversation:

“Mark Plummer”

“Who?”

“Jonathan Plummer’s cousin.”

“Who?”

“Terry McMillan’s gay ex-husband.”

“Who?”

“The writer of “Waiting to Exhale”.

“Oh that movie Whitney was in when she was clean and sober, wasn’t that about 15 years ago”.

“Yeah, that one.”

“Who cares.”

Posted: Dec 5, 2007 at 6:54 pm
No. 10 · Floneeesha

Balancing act is currently at #356,468 in Books on Amazon.com. How low will it go????

Posted: Dec 7, 2007 at 8:46 pm
No. 11 · Tianjuanda

"Balancing Act" is now Amazon.com Sales Rank: #481,639 in Books!!!!

This book is a failure with a capital F!

Posted: Dec 11, 2007 at 6:20 pm
No. 12 · Nigqueesha

Mark Plummer is an idiot. He uses malapropisms constantly. He had mediocre grades at Harvard, much like many typical affirmitive action students. He has done nothing worth mentioning since graduation. He spent time collecting unemployment insurance benefits this last year. What a big fat loser!

Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 6:50 pm
No. 13 · moniq

Now Appearing!!!! Super Plus Sized Drag Illusionist Mark Plummer now appearing as his alter ego "Shirley Insane" at "The Flame"!!!! Ms. Insane will talk candidly about her time in many, many mental hospitals, her "possessions" by "animal spirits", her time homeless, sleeping on the floor at her work, and her haunting places such as "Nob Hill Theatre" and even more notorious glory holes.

A good time will be had by all!!

Posted: Mar 13, 2008 at 10:38 am
No. 14 · CC

Why are all of these posts about Mark and not Jonathan. Why? Cuz Mark Plummer is the bitch!….not Jonathan. Jonathan may be gay alright, but that Mark is a b-i-t-ch and I am glad is he is finally getting his.

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 1:56 pm
No. 15 · CC

I saw Mark Plummer on the set of the Wendy Williams show….he could be cute if he wanted to be, but he's just one of those bitch-identified men! (BIMs I call 'em)

Wendy looked at him and said "You're responsible for all of this," and he did not know what to say with his highly arched eyebrows!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Posted: May 7, 2008 at 2:03 pm
No. 16 · NayNay

Balancing Act was released in paperback….you go Jonathan. Sistuhs need to pick up this book read it, heed it, cuz you need it! We need to start loving our bruthas who are struggling with their sexual identity. Yes, they are our sons, brothers, and our fathers.
Karen Hunter put her foot in this….Jonathan did not write this all by himself, but he allowed his name, likness, and story to be used in a responsible way. I can’t wait for the sequel.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 12:22 am
No. 17 · Sha NAY NAY

Hey NAA NAA,

I can spot the writing of Mark Plummer a mile away. Jonathan did not write a word of the potboiler that was written entirely by Karen Hunter. Mark, honey, get a J-O-B!!!! Obama went to Harvard too, and look what he is "doin'".

Jonathan is an aging grifter. Mark is just another "affirmative inaction" victim.

Seriously, honey, let it die already. Go somewhere that people do NOT know about the fisco you created live, like ALASKA!!!!

Lose some weight, get hair implants, get laser eye surgery, etc. and WORK for a living. Jonathan is less than nothing, and you are even less than that.

Posted: Jun 10, 2008 at 5:24 pm
No. 18 · Sha NAA NAA

Balancing Act in paperback is now ranked on "Amazon.com Sales Rank: #905,441"

Time for Jonathan to join Mark at the welfare line!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Jun 10, 2008 at 5:58 pm
No. 19 · sheree

Enough of Terry's monkey business. I am sick of her monkeying around the East Bay, especially Oakland. The missing link in her logic is that even Stevie Wonder could see Jonathan is gay. She needs to swing from another tree and find a new banana to chomp on. She has gone ape too many times.

Posted: Nov 20, 2008 at 5:59 pm
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