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Just Because These 2 Men Just Had Sex Doesn’t Mean They’re Gay. NO HOMO

After these two straight guys got it on with each other, you can be sure the first they said, post-coital, was, “No homo.” It’s the universal phrase to defend yourself from anyone thinking you’re a gay, and its origins can be found in hip-hop, because rappers like to taunt each other with threats of screwing their enemies in the ass and nutting on their faces, but without implying they are homosexual. Thankfully Bryan Safi is here to break things down for us. And, added bonus: He gets in between our sheets.

By:           editor editor
On:           Oct 8, 2009
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    • stevenelliot

      no homo? ridiculous. The prob with straight guyz? They are so friggin wigged about their sexuality. They gotta preface everything that smacks of creativity or empathy with “no homo”? OK I guess Im getting old…..

      Oct 8, 2009 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • germanluger


      No homo has been around 4 ever, its not ‘brand new’

      if ya’ll need some people to comment on hip hop or anything outta madonna, kylie britney, weho and chelsea, give me a ring.

      seriously ya’ll late on this

      Oct 8, 2009 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      well, thanks for informing us about the popularity of “no homo”.

      yet another thing I can get disgusted by this world.

      i think i’ll look at pics of jared leto. that’ll make me feel better.

      Oct 8, 2009 at 12:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cinci Chris
      Cinci Chris

      My favorite has always been the “straight guys” on gay hookup sites. Um sir, if you enjoy fooling around with men, you are not straight.

      Oct 8, 2009 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jonathan

      Cam’ron has more talent in his left pinky than this turd and his mama combined.

      Oct 8, 2009 at 1:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherJ

      “It’s not delivery, it’s no homo!” I love this man and this show! Hilarious!

      Oct 8, 2009 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • adolf

      @ ChristopherJ

      LMAO, cam hasnt made anything good since horse & carriage, and predate that with children of the corn, shit he got kicked out of dipset(click that he started) by jimmy, and went hoffa.

      Oct 8, 2009 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bruce

      Maybe they’re reacting against the overwhelming tendency to label an entire person’s life based on a sex act. That’s what we in the gay community tend to do.

      Calling someone a “homosexual” or “heterosexual” is a very narrowing thing. It reduces a person to a sex act.

      Oct 8, 2009 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blackjack44

      when gay ppl are with their friends and they compliment a hot person of the opposite sex, do they have to say “No Hetero” at the end to keep their homosexuality from being called into question?

      Oct 8, 2009 at 9:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlwaysGay

      Bruce@ Heterosexuality is constructed around sex. Heterosexuals only experiences are heterosexual. Therefore when they look at people who are not heterosexual the first thought is always sex because they are looking to construct other identities just like their’s.

      Oct 9, 2009 at 8:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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