With all their rambling on about the gays are bad for humanity, maybe the Roman Catholic Church should steer its attention to a more worthy cause, like Internet privacy. Because Amazon.com is outing a few likely suspects, who are picking up 1000-count boxes of communion wafers and something to, uh, grease the wheels. (via)
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Just Which Amazon Customers Buy Communion Wafers and Astroglide Lube?
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terrwill
Some kinda weird freakin party they started………
Bless me Father for I have sinned,
now pass the astroglide.. : P
REBELComx
Open your mouth and stick out your tongue…
terrwill
@REBELComx: …then bend ova……
hyhybt
Funny, in a “you broke my brain” sort of way… I wonder how it really got there? Probably not many churches actually buying wafers from Amazon (though come to think of it, I don’t know where they *do* get them) and one person adding one or both to their cart as a joke.
hyhybt
Sorry, no ‘edit post’ feature..
Not necessarily either as a joke *or* “immoral.” Other than the Catholics, most churches encourage priests/ministers/pastors/whatever to marry. Some *require* it of deacons, and none that I know of prohibit it to secretaries and the like, any of which might well add a box of wafers to their own personal order rather than placing a separate one from another account (especially since they don’t cost much, it’s less shipping, and hey, they probably donate to the church anyway.)
hyhybt
Sorry, no ‘edit post’ feature..
Not necessarily either as a joke *or* “immoral.” Other than the Catholics, most churches encourage priests/ministers/pastors/whatever to marry. Some *require* it of deacons, and none that I know of prohibit it to secretaries and the like, any of which might well add a box of wafers to their own personal order rather than placing a separate one from another account.
come on
How about an enema, masturbation, colostomy bag, checking your prostate, maybe he has a toy? Lubrication is used in the hospital for many reasons! This post from Queerty is beyond sophomoric and in poor taste! With all that’s going on in the world and you produce this crap, Whats up w/ that?
hyhybt
Because it’s funny! Meaningless coincidence, sure, but still a funny one. Especially since *all* the other items on the list (longer than seen in the image here; I looked it up to make sure it was legitimate) are either religious books or other communion items.
Kevin
Anyone else notice how this was not about Catholics? Catholic and Orthodox Priests make their own Communion bread. This is Anglican/Episcopalian, Lutheran, or other protestants, but lol, nonetheless.