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Justin Bieber Faints, Shows Fans He’s Okay With Shirtless Instagram Pic (Natch)

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The Cardinals in Rome don’t need to send a smoke signal to announce the arrival of the new Pope: They can just Instagram a picture of Justin Bieber shirtless and put His Eminence’s name undernearth it.

The 19-year-old pop prince fainted backstage in London yesterday and was taken to a hospital, where he took this Instagram pic to show his adoring throngs that he and his abs were a-okay.

Photo: Justin Bieber via Instagram

 

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Mar 8, 2013
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  • 42 Comments
    • Chad Hunt
      Chad Hunt

      Who wants to bet they claim “exhaustion” , to bad we all know that equates to drugs. I’m sorry, I just don’t get his appeal. He looks like a cute boyish lesbian to me.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 10:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Wilbready
      Wilbready

      @Chad Hunt, I could not agree more! The “pop prince”? Can I gag now? His lyrics are elementary at best. His dancing looks stilted and awkward. If it weren’t for Usher (whom I still do not listen to) we’d never have heard of this punk! Yes, I said punk!

      Mar 8, 2013 at 10:41 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aidan8
      Aidan8

      I’d like to give him a full body massage with a seriously happy ending… You know, not for me but to help him “recover.” :o

      Mar 8, 2013 at 10:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shane
      Shane

      He needs to take some steroids or something because he looks like a prepubescent 12 year old without so much as a single pubic hair. What’s up with that? Inquiring minds want to know.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 10:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      I am so over this little diva twat. I thought his fifteen minutes would be over by now. My biggest issue with him is that the news actually reports on his puerile, undereducated tweets as if they are real news. And, Chad, you are correct, he’s headed to rehab in the next year or so.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 11:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      Sadly I missed Bieber in the dead pool, he proved too popular so I drew Nicki Minaj unfortunately, but I think Bieber has a much better chance at falling off the mortal coil.

      This means I’m out of pocket for £5.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sambo
      Sambo

      Pure White Trash … Aggh!

      Mar 8, 2013 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Merv
      Merv

      @Shane: Blonds often have little body hair, same as Asians and Hispanics. Actually, I would guess that most men in the world have little body hair. Quit being so Eurocentric.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 12:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      Hmm, not bad, actually.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J R
      J R

      @Merv: Merv: I don’t know where you get your information from but WE Latinos are not hairless. I myself are very hairy.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 4:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Merv
      Merv

      @J R: Yes, it was a poor generalization. It depends a lot on the amount of European blood. Hispanics that are 100% European tend to be hairy, while those that are 100% Indian tend to be less so (with exceptions on both sides). Also, I was half kidding when I said “Quit being so Eurocentric”, which might not have been obvious without a smiley face.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mofdgheb
      Mofdgheb

      He is a disgusting human being, and a violent thug. Stop giving him any more publicity already.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @Mofdgheb: I beg to differ. He isn’t a “violent thug”. He’s a “violent thug wannabe” with delusions of grandeur. He’s a spoiled-rotten teenager who had everything handed to him on a silver platter and who now expects to do whatever he likes whenever he likes and never have to answer for it.

      And the worst part is, he actually believes he has musical talent.

      It’s disgusting to think that this pretentious little twit makes millions of dollars, while real artists live below the poverty level. It’s truly disgusting.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 6:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ho
      ho

      Well he barely has a one octave range as it is, hopefully this won’t reduce it further. lol

      Mar 8, 2013 at 6:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billysees
      Billysees

      @Chad Hunt: 1

      Lol…..lol…..lol…

      But really….don’t we all just love looking at such exquisite faces ?

      And that they’re famous means we can see them over and over and over again.

      Isn’t that neat ? …..lol….

      Mar 8, 2013 at 6:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billysees
      Billysees

      @Shane: 4

      “….Inquiring minds want to know.”

      Lol….lol….

      Mar 8, 2013 at 7:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fidelio
      Fidelio

      He’s in that in-between stage, you know, that he’s-not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman stage. I’d tap that.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HandsomeHomebody
      HandsomeHomebody

      He’s cute but would look much better without all the tattoos.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 10:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • singforfood
      singforfood

      @MikeE: He was self taught on 4 different instruments at 15 years old…that counts for something. Whether or not you LIKE the way he sings is different than saying he can’t sing. He can. He’s not the best by a long shot, but he has the ability.

      Mar 8, 2013 at 11:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • singforfood
      singforfood

      I’d hit it as long as he wasn’t allowed to talk

      Mar 8, 2013 at 11:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      Oh noes. First puking his guts out and now this. Thank god he was just lip syncing.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 12:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @singforfood: self taught: meaning he can noodle around on the guitar, strumming chords, he can bash some drums a bit. he can’t READ music, or write it, or even KNOW what he’s doing when he plays his 3-chord pop songs.

      Sorry, the kid is NOT a “musician” and there’s absolutely nothing to give him credit for.

      Like I said, there are thousands of REAL musicians out there who are living below the poverty line, while this spoiled rotten kid is making millions for singing pure shi*.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 1:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      My dad had an expression for guys such as this, “King Shit on Turd Island.”

      Mar 9, 2013 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 1EqualityUSA
      1EqualityUSA

      or was it, “Put me among fools and I shall be king…”

      Mar 9, 2013 at 10:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anna27
      anna27

      MikeE – why so much hate for this kid? I know how to read music but can’t just hear a song and know how to play it by ear. That is a pretty amazing talent imo. Further, your comments about “real musicians” suffering because of the success of Bieber of course applies to 90% of popular artists right now, so it makes me wonder why Bieber seems to get singled out. Here’s what I think. He’s young, small and androgynous. I too find his recent overcompensation kind of sad, but then again I’m not a public figure who is the subject of the kind of hate he is. If people didn’t ridicule him constantly for “looking like a girl”, maybe he wouldn’t feel the need to try to be something different.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 1:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      @anna27, I agree. Unfortunately even gay forums are full of bullies.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 1:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead
      balehead

      Leave him alone!! Gays who bully should just set fire to themselves already….

      Mar 9, 2013 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @anna27: You need better reading skills. I didn’t say real artists suffer BECAUSE of him. I said it’s disgusting that he makes millions WHILE real artists suffer in poverty.

      Bieber’s problem is he actually THINKS he’s a great artist.

      And yes, I would say the SAME thing about any talentless pop-hack who thinks they’re god’s gift to the arts’ scene.

      You can read music but you can’t just hear a song and play it by ear? You can learn how to.

      But don’t be fooled into thinking that Bieber is some great musical talent because he can screw around on piano or guitar or drums (and “a bit of trumpet” according to his bio). I can do the same thing on a dozen instruments. Of course, I can also fill a concert hall and play seriously for two hours.

      Bieber is a pop singer (and I use the word “singer” VERY loosely) like so many others. he is neither more nor less talented than any other pop singer, and is neither more nor less deserving of any sort of praise than any other pop singer. He is deserving of THAT LEVEL of praise… he’s a pop singer. Not a real artist. He is a disposable commodity. Like every other pop singer. Vacuous lyrics. Inane music. Superficial choreography. There’s nothing to admire in that.

      What is sad, and upsetting, is that there are thousands of extremely talented musicians out there, who have been working their a$$es off all their lives, and yet, because of the limited market, cannot break through. And yes, it’s frustrating to see someone like Bieber, as talentless and full of himself as can be, make all the millions… all because contemporary society is satisfied to mire in regurgitated pap like Bieber and his ilk put out.

      @balehead: What you really mean is “shut up and don’t give your opinions, because I disagree with you all!”, right? or am I letting the heat of the moment blind me to the “leave Brittney Spears alone” parody?

      Mar 9, 2013 at 3:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      @MikeE: Trust me. Anna27 and Balehead would be defending Milli Vanilli 20 years ago too. Their just so gosh darn cute and talented. Leave them alone!

      Mar 9, 2013 at 3:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Merv
      Merv

      Yes, I’m surprised more teeny-boppers don’t listen to Mahler. Look, the kid took a pretty face and modest talent and made the most of it by working with the right people to give a certain market segment exactly what they wanted. It’s business. High art is rarely financially rewarding, at least for the artist.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hf2hvit
      hf2hvit

      @Merv: And you’re an expert because…?

      Most humans have a brain…must be another species that can type…

      Mar 9, 2013 at 8:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Garth
      Garth

      One good reality adjustment should fix him right up. Looking for a little sympathy after screwing up the last couple of weeks !

      Mar 9, 2013 at 8:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anna27
      anna27

      MikeE – I personally think rock is just as manufactured as pop and just as image based – they just sell to a different audience. I just don’t understand why Bieber gets singled out for so much hate on the internet when others don’t and I think there’s an aspect of bullying to that singling out, especially the severity of the hateful things said. People do not pick on sexy girls like Rhianna who obviously aren’t all about the talent or tough guys like 50 cent because the images they represent mirrors society’s rules for males and females. Bieber gets all the abuse and mainly because he appeals to young girls and isn’t considered manly. That’s prejudice imo. Not liking his style of music or commercial music in general is another matter, but again it should be applied to all not just to one person because they are an easy target and don’t have a ‘cool’ audience.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 8:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anna27
      anna27

      Merv, thank you for bringing up Mahler. I loved Death in Venice primarily for his music.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 8:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anna27
      anna27

      viveutvivas, unfortunately its everwhere, even where you least expect it.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 8:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • viveutvivas
      viveutvivas

      @MikeE, I have no idea what Bieber’s music sounds like and I don’t care, but he is being “bullied” here because he is not masculine enough, which is just evil and especially bad for a gay site. As for your criticisms, I agree that the music industry is crap, but maybe you need to calm down, take a deep breath, and get a little perspective. He is basically still a kid (and certainly was when they started using him) and as much a “victim” of The Machine as a beneficiary, so I don’t see why you direct so much vitriol at a child who is not really responsible for the system.

      Mar 9, 2013 at 9:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      In news that is awesome for my country, Bieber has vowed to never return here.

      MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

      Well done Britain, I shall continue admiring our moors and heaths. Said while drinking a cup of delicious tea, pinky out of course because I don’t have syphillis.

      Mar 10, 2013 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Edwin Baca
      Edwin Baca

      I have one question. “What’s up with the underwear he is wearing” they look like “granny panties”.

      Mar 10, 2013 at 2:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AEH
      AEH

      @Shane:

      He shaves.

      Mar 11, 2013 at 4:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tidalpool
      tidalpool

      @Aidan8: what a kind and thoughtful man, i’d like to award you with the St. Florence of Nightingale medal of honor…

      Mar 14, 2013 at 3:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teleny
      Teleny

      Justin looks like a 14 year old girl. He’s pretty, but not hot-too childish looking in my book. I saw him on Chelsea a few years back, right when he started exploding and thought what a nice child. He was kind of witty for a 14 year old. But now he seems to be in child star trouble. It seems this kid needs some structure to his life because he’s headed down a path of self-destruction, a road paved with the careers of many former child stars.

      Mar 14, 2013 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob
      Bob

      He needs to leave his clothes on. Looking at his scrawny body does to my eyes what listening to his crappy music does to my ears.

      Mar 14, 2013 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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