We knew it was only a matter of time before pop diva Justin Bieber had a massive wardrobe malfunction. We just didn’t expect it to be so calculated!
TMZ has obtained photos of the tween star brazenly walking around his home buck naked and thumping his junk on the backside of a guitar for one of his most diehard and privileged female superfans—his grandmother! What a lucky lady!
Sources say Bieber spent last Thanksgiving at Grandma Biebs’ house in Toronto, where he slept in a little too late on Thanksgiving morning. Grandma Biebs got a little agitated, so the pop star descended upon the kitchen, where he serenaded his grandmother and guests in his birthday suit. Apparently in Canada, this is an acceptable way to apologize to your grandmother.
Grandma Biebs reportedly thought the impromptu performance was funny, but “begged” her naked grandson to put his diaper back on.
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DCFarmboi
I just wanted to add the fact Queerty readers care most about. In Canada, Thanksgiving comes in October.
Lustworthy
Nice! I just wish he hadn’t gotten all of those ugly tattoos.
Polaro
@Lustworthy: I hate to admit it, but I think he is a very handsome young man, especially prior to the ugly tattoos. He does need a spanking, and I’d like to give it to him.
Polaro
Besides, his taste in clothing sucks. He might as well just wear a guitar. Perhaps he may learn to actually play it.
Kieran
Nothing like fresh vanilla buns in the morning.
Charles175
I agree with his grandmother, “put your diaper back on”. I just don’t understand people. What do they see in this Bieber person? I have yet to see any substance in him at all. He is full of chaos and has no stability in his personality. He may be legally a man but the reality is that he is far from being a real man. And relationship material??? You’ve got a be kidding! I see him as Peter Pan, the boy that never grew up. In this I pity the person that he gets entangled with. The only thing I see him as is a potential catamite. Even so hopefully somehow someway just maybe he might eventually grow up. Hopefully he will still look halfway decent by then.
Kieran
@Charles175: What the hell would you know about being a “real man”? Real men don’t spend their time hating on a teenager. Admit that you are a bitter, jealous, hateful, bitch and move along.
Red Meat
Now if only he would fuck a girl with more than half a brain so she can get us that sex tape.
kurt_t
Justin Bieber knows how to play the guitar?
Charli Girl
@Red Meat:
Lmao
Bob LaBlah
I had to look at that pic several times because I could almost swear the TMZ shadow (or the shadow from the light in the room) makes it look like he was wearing panty hose. Now that is MY type of little freak. I would sure love to creampie him. What a cute little ass.
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Are his record sales hurting that much that he must now go the Mario Lopez route in order to keep his name in the media? You know, show your ass and make them think your gay so that SOMEONE will keep your name out there.
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I say again to little Vanilla Ice, I would love to creampie your little hole.
Charles175
@Kieran: How is stating facts a form of hatred? This “man” who acts like a spoiled child was called out very accurately by his grandmother. What I am against is how shallow, superficial and immature some of our society has become. Personally I know that there is no future in someone that has this mindset. Hedonism is a dead end lifestyle. There is no future in this. This is exactly what happened to Scott, Liberace’s youthful boyfriend. During the course of time that Scott spent with Liberace, Liberace did not contribute to the boy’s future at all. A contribution of attempting to instill discipline and self-control that would have possibly staved off Scott’s later failure in life. Instead Liberace spoiled him rotten and made the boy into a trophy boyfriend. Pretty much the exact same thing happened with Disney. Disney made Bieber into a superstar that made the company a lot of money. As a result, like Scott, Bieber also is ill prepared for real world situations. The way you actually love a youth is to prepare that youth for his future. You at least try to teach that youth about the values that would make that person successful as an adult. Values, integrity and honor that would otherwise make for a potentially great person. To do otherwise is truly a travesty.
Spike
Ahh, the Biebs just gave Nambla an early Christmas gift, doesn’t matter what his real age is, what they and everyone else is seeing is the body of a very tall under boy. That kid is creepy, esp given his grandmother is in the picture. He’ll be a drug addicted alcoholic by 30.
Spike
underage boy rather . . .
hf2hvit
@Kieran: Jeez…get an enema…
J.c.
LMAO!His gramma most likely changed his diapers as a child. I’m sure it will take more than this prank to shake her up! So he’s naked, so what! Difficult to believe that in this day and age people are still so shook up about a bare bottom. And as for all the typical nasty queens on this site with the negative comments on every article , please crawl back into your self loathing booze bottle and let us have a few laughs and fun on here discussing Queerty’s great news pages. You bitches are such downers.
crowebobby
Charles175: Bieber doesn’t work for Disney and he’s already made more money than Liberace made in his entire career, so your argument doesn’t make much sense. I don’t like his music and I think he’s become an asshole, but he’s a solid 10 within his type. If I could still get it up, I would definitely get it up for him. Not everyone is looking for marriage material.
Tackle
That’s a cute little pocket ass…
tookietookie
@J.c.: Hey! There’s no need dragging booze bottles into this. They did NOTHING to you! Leave them alone. My booze bottle is NOT self-loathing. It’s a beautiful booze bottle of intrinsic self-worth, beloved by its Heavenly Father.
startenout
@Charles175: Not that I care one way or another about Justin Bieber really (although that is a surprisingly nice butt — lol), but your statements aren’t facts, they are opinions and judgements (e.g. “I see him as Peter Pan, the boy that never grew up. In this I pity the person that he gets entangled with. The only thing I see him as is a potential catamite.” “As a result, like Scott, Bieber also is ill prepared for real world situations.”) and by Disney, I assume you mean Usher; an artist and producer generally recognized as unaffiliated with the Disney Company. Just saying…THESE are facts. 🙂
Jasper
@Red Meat: HAhaha!!!
Tone
If I had a bum like Justin’s I would want show it off too. I do not understand the fuss.
gaym50ish
I’m just wondering who else was there taking the pictures.
sprocket
Either his grandmother is the tiniest woman or he’s a giant.
Charles175
@crowebobby: One thing is very clear here and that is many here are only looking at his external appearance with little to no regard of the person that he is inside. I have personally known of great-looking guys in their late teens or early 20s that have developed no other skill except to continually capitalize off of their youthful great appearance. Time goes on, but these never actually perceive this passage of time. That is until the reality of old age starts to set in. And when this reality sets in, then and only then comes the realization of how much time that has been pissed away in pursuing the illusion of perpetual youth. If anyone has watched the old movie “Logan’s run” this is the metaphor that runs throughout this film.
Charles175
@startenout: One thing is very clear here and that is many here are only looking at his external appearance with little to no regard of the person that he is inside. I have personally known of great-looking guys in their late teens or early 20s that have developed no other skill except to continually capitalize off of their youthful great appearance. Time goes on, but these never actually perceive this passage of time. That is until the reality of old age starts to set in. And when this reality sets in, then and only then comes the realization of how much time that has been pissed away in pursuing the illusion of perpetual youth. If anyone has watched the old movie “Logan’s run” this is the metaphor that runs throughout this film.
Bob LaBlah
@sprocket: I too am wondering if this pic was Photoshopped. He looks too tall compared to her. Something also looks odd about the step down entrance to the room where she is standing too. But that ass looks nice and slappable though.
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Instead of a cell phone I hope the next thing throw to him on stage is a dildo. I wonder where he will stick that while on stage.
darkorient
Ew.
patrat
his grandma should give him a good soap suds enema
Doughosier
Beautiful!
Darreyl102
I don’t know if this is real or not- and as much as I hate to admit it, he does it for me- I mean, BIG TIME. I Hate him, but I wanna bang the hell out of him. Maybe it’s because we are around the same age (we’re 2 years apart) and built the same and I love my fellow twinks. I mean, on the bright side you don’t have to like someone to sleep with them.
Darreyl102
Though I REALLY want this to be real- I have a big feeling it’s fake.
mikey28
Lmao. I think the guys funny..shit. Man we used to be and do worse at hits age hits Justin got millions of. cash to do it with..leave the lad alone. Lo he is dead fit tho.. He can available my number anytime lo
Realitycheck
Well isn’t that special??? Naked for grandmother !!
Wanttofuckbieber
I dont really care if he isn’t relationship material. I’d love to fuck the shit out of his ass. Speaking of which, damn he’s got a nice, muscular, tight looking ass
bearfuzzlover
“Justin Bieber Gets Totally Nude in Private” … so how was this headline banner thought up, I wonder? It is totally misleading to say the least IMHO.
If the image of Brat Boy and general annoyance Justin Bieber is “totally naked” accompanied by a guitar is meant to be a promotion of him being “nude” then someone needs to think again if this is all that can be offered thinking this is what we want to see as a media obsessed chaser … no doubt to hidea small dick as a big dick-head?
If this is the best Justin Bieber can offer as a Twink, he needs to forget about any idea of a career as a gay porn star or adult magazine model with a body like his if he thinks this is want our eyes need seeing him allegedly “nude.” He comes across more like a skinned gay Twink for males with fantasies about having sex with a Boy masquerading as a man … rather than with a man!
bearfuzzlover
@crowebobby: You cannot compare Bieber with Liberace as they were of two different gerations and periods, but assuming Liberace was still alive, Bieber would look exceeding poor if doing the sums!