With a tortured artist like Justin Bieber, you never know what dark, twisted story might lie beneath any one of his many tattoos.
Well, be prepared to learn the Canadian singer’s deepest secrets.
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Jesus is the obvious one — that just means Jesus.
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Those new angel wings on his neck, though? Funny story — that took about three hours and it was so uncomfortable. OK, maybe it’s not that funny.
The Biebs then discovers he has a lot of tats connected to his mom — save that for therapy.
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But here are the big revelations: the owl signifies wisdom, and “X means unknown.”
Mind. Blown.
Take the tour below:
John Dunks
I’ll pass
Ricky Quijano
Why?
Stuart Senften
That little twink..that would become so boring in about 5 seconds…
Allie Pocket
still a bigger trans icon than caitlyn jenner.
Bobby French
Puke. I do not want to see his vagina.
David Padgitt
Jealous? Whether you like him or not he works his body and looks good.
Joe Bump
Repulsive!!!
Will Glitzern
Uh…no thanks
Bill Mountrey
Oh well – guess that makes up for his lack of education and talent….
Stephen Meeks
Thanks, but I’ll pass
Doughosier
He gets more beautiful every day!
TheBigOne
Barf-o-rama.
I wouldn’t mind exploring Bernie Sanders though 🙂
Max Imilian
Pretty boy
da90027
Sick of him and Selena Gomez both don’t sing just breathe hard and whisper their way through songs.
Jonathon Popphan
I’d rather take a tour of the NYC sewer system. He makes me sick.
Spike
Hot lesbian.
SportGuy
I just threw up in my mouth!
NateOcean
Trailer Trash
Steven Todd
Bring a book
ingyaom
Is Bieber a paid spokesperson for the National Tattooers Association? He must be driving a lot of business their way.
Will Glitzern
I wanna tour of those Hemsworth guys
Michael Machado
Really short trip!!
MacAdvisor
OK, the first tattoo, the one about the bird. Can we assume the book he talks about is Jonathan Livingston Seagull, written by Richard Bach?
Arthur Sanchez
Libba Smith
OutInTheOC
…….as lame as watching the kardashians………
Tim Collins
take me Justin take me I’m yours take me for the ride
SonOfKings
Can we please just ignore this idiot. He’s pure trash. Some misguided Gay men probably find him attractive because he has the body of a twelve year old. And the body art is way too hard on the eyes.
Dave Downunder
Why do people keep going on about this guy saying how buffed up is etc. He is just an average looking guy with a slim twinkish body. Every time he does a shoot that supposedly shows how ripped he is it just makes me laugh. This is what happens when a self indulgent celeb surrounds themselves with to many yes men.
Dave Downunder
Forgot to add that we have Ellen to blame for inflicting this particular torture on us.
Rene Ramirez
Ummm. No.
Achille
i’ve never seen someone who look so embarrassed. I can’t see a tiny light of happiness in him. Actually poor him..
kernowcraig
@TheBigOne: LOL You are my hero!
kernowcraig
Cut the kid some slack! I’d hate his life! jesus if being judge for my sexuality wasn’t enough, imagine being judged for everything I said, did, sung, for how I looked, acted, who I was seen hanging out with ! blimey! I’d never come out (oh wait, I did that already lol) That said, i’d probably ruin him if I ever got him in a darken room 🙂
Nahald
Did he ever stop to think how those tattoos are going to look when he’s old ? Probably not. Kids only think in terms of today.
José Maria Montargil
childish!
Stache
@Dave Downunder: I stopped watching when they bought him a new car for his birthday on the show. He already a fleet if luxury cars but hey what’s one more on Ellen.
Stache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EI6Wnunv_Y
Stache
Just for fun..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc0QJkU-DFk
Mark Wallis
Your tatoos are cool
Mark Wallis
I normally dont like tatoos much but yours are fantastic