If Justin Bieber wants to gaze into a crystal ball to see his future, he might just save himself the trouble and chat with former teen idol Leif Garrett. The 51-year-old entertainer, who’s seen more than his share of bad times recently, chatted with “fair and balanced” Fox News about advice he’d offer the mischievous 19-year-old entertainer.
Garrett’s pearls of wisdom include those evergreen staples:
• Do not believe your own publicity.
• Sussing out who your real friends are is full-time work.
• Every scum bag, every drug dealer, every chicken hawk wants a piece of you.
Whoa! (If by chance there are non-gays reading this, a “chicken hawk” is traditionally defined as “an older man who seeks young boys as sexual partners.”) Start writing the tell-all now, Leif!