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Kanye West’s Bizarre Gay Love Affair With Himself

So South Park paid attention to Kanye West in an episode that aired last night. Which, to a person who only grows stronger with more publicity, is tantamount to feeding the beast. Especially for someone who considers himself an expert on homosexuality and flaunts his fabulosity like, well, a screaming queen. WHICH HE IS NOT! But whatever. South Park made Kanye a “gay fish,” worked in the Auto-Tune sound editing Kanye is famous for lately, and as it turns out, gave Mr. West YET ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO TALK ABOUT GAY STUFF. Yes, he responded to South Park‘s overture as all celebrities do now: on his blog, which he may or may not have actually written by himself.

Turns out he’s down with SP‘s portrayal of him. WOOO!

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!

Ha. Does this mean Kanye is finally in on the joke? That he realizes he’s a caricature of himself?

Or just that he wants to be gay with Lil Wayne?

By:           editor editor
On:           Apr 9, 2009
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  • 10 Comments
    • Alec
      Alec

      I feel that South Park may have reached its height about three or four years ago (whenever it was they did the season that included, inter alia, the spoof of Lopez and Hilton). I tried watching the episode that aired before last night and, well….it just didn’t have the same spark.

      Ah well.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 6:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John from  England(used to be just John but there are other John's)
      John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

      Oh my god..

      I’ve always said I felt sorry for this dude…and this proves it!

      Oh well!

      Why is it so much easier to not understand were someone is reaching from??

      He screams ‘LOVE ME’ cause no one ever did apart from my dead mum…

      Apr 9, 2009 at 7:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • atdleft
      atdleft

      @John from England(used to be just John but there are other John’s): Well, I guess I’m coming from a different place.

      Kanye’s so hilarious! In a music genre that’s struggled for years with homophobia, it’s nice to see him have fun with this “is he or isn’t he?” game.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 7:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alec
      Alec

      @atdleft: Since I assume he isn’t, and is just milking it for all it is worth, it comes across more than a little crass.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • afrolito
      afrolito

      I love Kanye and his ego. I stopped watching South Park eons ago, and that clip doesn’t make me regret it.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 8:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • aaronwonders
      aaronwonders

      I love Kanye and I love South Park.

      Apr 9, 2009 at 10:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JournalRhythm
      JournalRhythm

      there’s a cartoon South Park it’s ornery
      and last night it laid the smack down on Kanye
      funny thing is it actually made him twitch
      and he’ll prolly think about it next time he eats fishsticks

      wrote about it in a blog post today
      how’s he’s trying not to be a douchebag per se
      pointed out the difference between rap and real life
      and how people like Little Wayne are so nice

      to listen to me rap my opinion, visit:

      Apr 9, 2009 at 10:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sal
      sal

      @JournalRhythm: 1.what’s that green stuff on the ceiling?2.umm… u look hawt lol

      Apr 10, 2009 at 2:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James P
      James P

      the fact that “gay for fish” is a slang oxymoron made this joke incredibly hilarious for me…..

      i was giggling from “fish sticks” on….

      Apr 10, 2009 at 6:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch, Please!
      Bitch, Please!

      Letsss(with my my best lisp, mind you)see now: Issn’t fissh like a sslang for pusssy? If thatss the casse, how can you be gay and sstill want pusssy? Wouldn’t that, like, make you a lessbian? And if you are guy being a lessbian, wouldn’t that mean you are sstraight? Oh my gosh! I totally cracked that one (batting eyelashes and jumping up and down)!

      Apr 11, 2009 at 3:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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