Queerty is better as a member
When we heard Bush flack Karl Rove resigned to be with his family, we thought, “Hmm, what’s that look like?” Thanks to Dayton Daily News‘ Mike Peters, we now know. And, guess what, it’s exactly how we imagined!
Um, I thought this story was going to get the jump on the Karl Rove’s very gay, very pierced dad-by-adoption, and — more dubiously but letshopeitstrue — Jeff Gannon’s forthcoming expose of his queer sex romps with Karl Rove.
Get on that scoop, queery! It’s all over the internets….
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