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Kathy Griffin Considers Salma Hayek’s Breasts And Other Titillating Tweets

kathy-griffinToo busy to troll the Twittersphere today? Don’t worry, we’ve collected all the 140-character bursts of genius worth reading.

In today’s edition of Tweet Deck, Kathy Griffin brings up Salma Hayek’s boobs, Santorum’s sweater-vest speaks, and more.

*Salma Hayek was apparently dubbed Knight of the Legion of Honor by French President Nicolas Sarkozy on Sunday. Funnybitch Kathy Griffin wonders which boob the honor will go to: “Not sure if it’s going 2 her left breast or right breast.”

*Care for a look inside the meat freezer of porn star Jesse Santana‘s dad?

*The Six Pack dudes make a funny: “Huge turnout expected at the Iowa caucus tonight. And we know how much Rick Santorum loves a big caucus.”

*Santorum’s sweater-vest also likes a big caucus. (Yes, there is a Twitter account for his sweater vest.)

*Rupert Murdoch endorses Santorum with a grammatically problematic tweet on his brand-new account. It’s unclear whether Murdoch will also endorse Santorum’s sweater vests.

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By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Jan 3, 2012
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  • 3 Comments
    • TASTEY GOODIES
      TASTEY GOODIES

      HEY, WHAT DO U CALL NORWEGIAN GIRL’S BOOBS? NOOBS!!!!!

      Jan 3, 2012 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Whopper
      The Whopper

      I was hoping this article was alluding to the fact that Kathy Griffin was considering suicide. One can only dream . . .

      Jan 4, 2012 at 1:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kurt
      Kurt

      I agree Whopper, Kathy Griffin is talentless, not funny, not a supporter of GLBT rights-she just uses our issues to get attention but in reality doesn’t actually give a shit about us, and she’s boring.

      Jan 7, 2012 at 4:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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