Kenny Chesney is “OK” but not Gay

We promise this will be the last time we mention horses, cowboys or anything country-western. Our TV’s been stuck on CMT all day and we’re too lazy to get off our butts and search for the remote. Still, we couldn’t let another day pass without at least addressing the rumors surrounding the marital break-up of our favorite odd couple, Kenny Chesney and pouty-faced actress Renee Zellweger. Zellweger has mysteriously cited “fraud” as the reason for the annulment. This of course has every has every blogger and their mother scream “Gay! Gay! Gay!” The Boston Herald has even devoted an entire article to Chesney’s sexuality.

And now he’s also come out to reassure us all that he’ll “be OK.” But his publicist says he is “unequivocally not gay.”

OK, we’re not totally convinced the little country crooner might be playing on our team just yet. Not until the inevitable Reichen Lehmkuhl hook-up rumors surface.