Wants J. Lo To Party Like A Fly Girl

KFC Loves J.Lo

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From KFC President Gregg Dedrick to dream girl Jennifer Lopez:

Whether you are topping the charts with your latest musical hit or shining on the silver screen, you have always had an “Original Recipe” for success.

We recently heard about your love for KFC and want to help you celebrate your upcoming nationwide tour with a tasty offer. On the road the comforts of home can seem miles away, but KFC is offering you a home style meal no matter what block you find yourself on during your route.

From Madison Square Garden to Miami, Atlantic City to Anaheim, and everywhere in between, we would like to offer you, your entourage and a few VIP guests an “all access” pass to the KFC location of your choice. You have a bucketful of choices for “after party” locations because KFC has more than 5,500 restaurants across the country. Hearing about your fondness for KFC was music to our ears, so just name the time and the place and we’ll open our doors to you for a post-concert feast.

Good luck on your upcoming tour and we hope to host you soon.

Your Fan,
Gregg Dedrick

Dedrick better be careful. If J. Lo’s preggers, she may eat him out of house and roost.

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